The Shortest Way To The Cemetery

[Levi]

I like these new Russians, y'all should stick around.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Do any of you watch The Walking Dead? Do they have that over there???

 

[gf beranek]

Thank you for the great insights.

 

[Limbrat]

Haha. A Russian with a sense of humour... I like!

 

[Treemonkey]

Also, before sewing such trees, it's better to invite a priest, mullah and etc. (depending on worship of the buried man), to absolve his soul from the tree. Otherwise it can revenge to his relatives. It costs some money, of course, relatives must be ready for it.

 

[rbtree]

What fun reading this all is!!

 

[MasterBlaster]

You know, I almost got religion, but the stories that they told were too unreal!

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[Treemonkey]

Maybe, but it's not so fun for relatives, because that's not all. You forgot about trees own souls, and it's much more expensive problem. There are only few specialists, who can communicate with them. Mostly they live in syberia woods. They make something like druids rite over the tree you have to saw, and remove it's soul to another place (trees have a collective soul). After that you can work safely. Perhaps I know one of them, nobody wants to try it?
Another theme are the trees growing near pet and cattle cementries, but I think it's enough.

 

[Russian]

Well guys now you start to understand Russian Spirit and the Russian way to cut trees. Are you ready to see video which makes your balls shrink in size of a raisin? I do expect to see "'Yes we are ready comrade!" at least 5 times. When my mother saw that video first time in 2011 she said that I'm dumb mother fucker. But also she is very proud of me No one, she said, have enough courage and skills to perform something like that again

 

[Treemonkey]

Stepan, you are the best!

 

[chris_girard]

I like these new Russians, y'all should stick around.

Agreed. This is a really good thread to follow.

 

[cory]

Well guys now you start to understand Russian Spirit and the Russian way to cut trees. Are you ready to see video which makes your balls shrink in size of a raisin?

If you plan to show a vid of a crazy Russian in a scary ass vid, you won't beat this one:

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[biggun]

Go on then Comrade.

 

[Marc-Antoine]

Yes, yes, yes, show us.
I'm ready to beef up my balls after that !

I prefer way better seeing scary work done by highly skilled people than those crazy stuff done by some fool just because "he doesn't have all the screws" (Woodworkingboy gave me a good laugh on this one !).

 

[chris_girard]

Well guys now you start to understand Russian Spirit and the Russian way to cut trees. Are you ready to see video which makes your balls shrink in size of a raisin? I do expect to see "'Yes we are ready comrade!" at least 5 times. When my mother saw that video first time in 2011 she said that I'm dumb mother fucker. But also she is very proud of me No one, she said, have enough courage and skills to perform something like that again

"'Yes we are ready comrade!"

 

[woodworkingboy]

More than ready! Mom seems cool!

 

[Raj]

No need to ask, just post away.

 

[Russian]

well. I have warned you...

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[Treemonkey]

Hm-m. It seems to me the shortest way to the cementary is straight down, but not radial. I'm almost sure in it. Once I tried it with 12m height was not really enough. My friend used the straight way down from 14m height, and was much more closer to the result. Although calculations show that the speed near ground zero is the same for straight and radial ways. Maybe l'm wrong. Try to use more heavy peaces on the trolley next time, good luck!

 

[woodworkingboy]

Typical white birch (I'm assuming), those things really like to rot. Sketchy tree, nice work!

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Agreed. Nice work... You should come do some 200' dead pines with me sometime

 

[Treemonkey]

It was a good saw. It fell down from the height of 20 metres yesterday, when got stuck in dropped stump

 

[Mick!]

I'm guessing you mean it got caught up in a piece of wood you dropped out of the tree (hope that's right!)

Did your lanyard (the thing that holds your saw to your harness) break?

 

[kevin bingham]

You guys are not much for using face cuts it seems. I did not see one in any of those videos and also the selfie stick one where it barber chaired in his face. Interesting, do yall ever use them or just not normally. I see it would take less time but it seems like I like the control of a good face cut most of the time.

 

[Raj]

In mother Russia, floor sleeps on you.