It was a classic to be milled.
Weird job, it was for the company owners, godmothers son. He was paying for it to be taken out of his neighbours garden. People like that think money can buy anything. They pressurised the owners, who were an even odder Chinese couple. Not a brew of beverage offered all day, even though the company owners godmother was there... sweeping the garden down whilst we were still cutting. Serious friggin' OCD.
I did think it was a crime not to plank it but the thought off the inconvenience for the customer and home owner and the fact we didn't want to be there made the decision for us.