True, Justin.
A mini with a BMG can swing a log club nicely.
Do I love having a mini!!!
Rajan calls his Sancho. I think they are fun names, but unclear.
My go to expression is, "The Ogre doesn't care!".
Need to plow through a thousand square feet of 8' high thorny, invasive blackberries, "the Ogre don't care, get a club". Actually the bucket works better if I have it.
Want 1000 pounds held up in the air all day? Ogre don't care.
Ogres aren't know for grammar.
The Ogre is so well trained, he doesn't need to be told twice what to do, he listens perfectly every time, unlike a groundie.