I had a similar situation end of last year.
18 x 80/90 ft poplars to cut in half, I hired a cherry picker and operator to get it knocked out double quick.
First day he turns up, picker not tall enough, total waste of time, 3 blokes looking at me for a decision, so I say ‘bollocks to it! I’ll climb them all’
Worked like a dervish, lowering, crashing, general yahoo stuff, got it done eventually.
Job ran over by a day so I only made a small profit.
Then the farmer (also the Mayor of the village) called me about my substandard stock fence repairs.
Long and the short of it I handed him 1k compo.
Customer a moaning dick as well
I’m laughing now..