The Official Random Video Thread!

[gf beranek]

Great pumpkin!

 

[Burnham]

I hope this guy was wearing gloves! Free zipline ride! His shoulders are going to feel that for a week. He should have just let it go, but the death grip is impossible to fight sometimes.

Or he had the rope wrapped around his hand...a common mistake with fools.

 

[gf beranek]

That was a doozy.

 

[SeanKroll]

There's a version of that video with a flapping superman cape that is hilarious!

 

[Knotorious]

Your friendly neighborhood grill master here with a public service announcement. Never be shy with your salt!

 

[Kaveman]

My wife cannot be allowed to see this.

 

[Knotorious]

My wife cannot be allowed to see this.

You've reeled me in. I must know why you said that haha I'm thinking there are two potential directions: Either she hates salt and would be appalled or she loves salt and would abuse this method. I'm going with the former.

 

[Kaveman]

Let me begin by saying that my wife is a phenomenal cook. Now that's out of the way, when she screws up, it's in epic fashion. Let us add to the fact that she's on the Keto diet, thus the rest of us are at least low carb, or as I call it, "keto by proxy"

Last night she attempted a keto version of chicken fried steak. It was like eating the Dead Sea Scrolls. Tough little chunks of boot leather that were so salty Im not sure I should feed the copious leftovers to my dogs. If I scrape the pork rind "breading" off and boil them, they'll make a brine you could pickle in! She really messed dinner up and we had a great laugh about it, and despite the salt, the dogs will likely have a lovely lunch over it, if a thirsty afternoon.

 

[Knotorious]

I've done a lot of free ride/downhill mountain biking in my lifetime. I've ridden in all of the four corner states (even in Moab, which is in bumfuck nowhere). I've hit the likes of Whistler, BC, Canada and these guys are doing epic jumps...

But how epic is epic? The intensity will increase with each video. Enjoy!


Go BIG or go home, kid.




Go BIGGER or go home, guy.




Go BIGGEST or kick rocks, motha'fucka!

 

[Kaveman]

That is some high level hucking, I daresay it crosses over into yeet. Undeniably full send.

 

[gf beranek]

Frigging incredible.

 

[Knotorious]

That is some high level hucking, I daresay it crosses over into yeet. Undeniably full send.

You sound like a man who knows a thing or two about a thing or two about making the aluminum bird fly right!

 

[Knotorious]

How realistic are movie bank/armored car heists? Let's ask a guy who has done over 100 robberies...

 

[Maximalist]

 

[Knotorious]

That's what my third leg does when both of my hands are busy making a cut. They call me the "human tripod." It makes for excellent work positioning.

 

[Knotorious]

Trick shots...

 

[Knotorious]

Various percussion instruments...

 

[Knotorious]

Prehistoric nematode woke up 46,000 years later after being extracted from a glacier...

 

[CurSedVoyce]

What could possibly go wrong.

 

[Kaveman]

Prehistoric nematode woke up 46,000 years later after being extracted from a glacier...

Great, an ancient angry Russian worm. I bet it's a dragon seed! Anybody got "Return of the Dragons" on their bingo card?

 

[Knotorious]

Great, an ancient angry Russian worm. I bet it's a dragon seed! Anybody got "Return of the Dragons" on their bingo card?

Bingo! haha

 

[WoodCutr]

 

[gf beranek]

I posted this once before. Yeah, I know it's old, but it's awesome.

 

[Mick!]

That bridge getting totaled…

 

[Nutball]

I think one blew through the little building by the bridge too