Happy Birthday Deva! Hope it's a beautiful as all the pictures you post.
MAY YOUR RIVALS ALWAYS FIND THEMSELVES AT THE SECOND TO LAST SQUARE OF TOILET PAPER ON THE ROLL, AND MAY THE NEW ROLL NEVER BE IN THE BATHROOM! MAY THEY ALWAYS BE ALONE IN THE HOUSE WHEN THEY POOP, FORCING THEM TO WALK WITH PANTS DOWN AND SHITTY BUTT TO FETCH MORE TOILET PAPER. AND LO, AS THEY MAKE THIS WALK OF SHAME, OVER AND OVER AGAIN, MAY THEY TROD UPON A LEGO, WITH THEIR PANTS AROUND THEIR ANKLES, AND A SOILED CRACK.