The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[Fiddler]

 

[FireFighterZero]

 

[SouthSoundTree-]

Good one!

 

[Steve Mack]

For Jose.

 

[bstewert]

 

[MasterBlaster]

Damn straight!

 

[MasterBlaster]

Lonely thread is lonely!

 

[Steve Mack]

Making good progress on the older combine.

 

[stig]

Is that a combine?

Looks more like a baler to me, especially since the stuff it is ingesting seems mighty green..............Alfalfa, maybe?

 

[MasterBlaster]

So true!

 

[FireFighterZero]

Thats a good one Steve!

 

[MasterBlaster]

Silly duck!

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[BlackSmith]

Just got a call from a fishing bud, kinda went like this:

Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Hahahahahaaa

 

[FireFighterZero]

Thats a good one!

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[Spellfeller]

BlackSmith, I truly laughed out loud at that one!

 

[CurSedVoyce]

ditto!

 

[BlackSmith]

I found that on the bbc board, I can't take credit fer it. Good yarn tho.

 

[Jed]

I'll bet you guys have seen this but I can't risk your missing it. This stuff's all I drink now...
<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Fww0OPfyOfg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 

[MasterBlaster]

Damn funny! I want the stuff that lowers your voice and makes you sound like a demon!

 

[FireFighterZero]

Geeze I laughed hard at that!

 

[CurSedVoyce]

For Jim....