Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
Damn that's all if took for @Burnham to throw up in his mouth. Sorry, ya'll. I love a good dad joke. I'll stop, though, out of respect for a senior member.You can stop now. Please.
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Burnham
Woods walker
Thank you .
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Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
What a moonbat...
Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
So wholesome...
Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
Treeaddict
Treehouser
Hey now, there were some good ones in there!You can stop now. Please.
Burnham
Woods walker
My lack of dadhood must have cramped my funnybone .
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Treeaddict
Treehouser
gf beranek
Old Schooler
It's funny. After looking at it I figure the bumper, if stock, would crumple before the bolt would fail.
Either way... a bad setup.
Either way... a bad setup.
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Treeaddict
Treehouser
gf beranek
Old Schooler
Fo sho.
Steve Mack
Life Member.
Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
I don't get it. You can buy a new shopping cart for $99-200 and you can even buy a cart corral for $1K. But this specifically mentions operating cost, which is probably a few cents per day since you probably only have to lube the wheels up evey few months after cleaning the grit and crap out of each wheel's axle, Maybe you spend a few cents per day sanitizing each cart at the end of a shift or end of a supermarket day. The cost of attending to a fleet of carts and moving them around is maybe a few people making minimum wage, but we're discussing one cart.
Three people seemed to understand this joke, but it went over my head. Can someone explain it to me, please? I promise I'm not being a dick. I just don't get it and need help. I'm sure there's some nuanced humor involved here.
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Kaveman
Treehouser
Costs the most to fill the shopping cart. That's the premise of the joke.
I just don't agree with it, and am grateful to live when and where I do, a place where it's never been more affordable to eat better than royalty.
But folks get off on whining I think. That and they don't accept history. Because it happened to other people before they were born, they can't conceptualize it.
Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
Oh, that's lame. I don't have a car, so the most expensive vehicle that I could operate would be a motor vehicle since I have to put gas in it and get oil changed, wash it, tune it up, etc. A shopping cart, I pay zero on operating costs because I don't own it and just use it to move shit around in the grocery store. Poorly worded joke.
Mellow
BCMA
For the record, I'm NOT ok with 30% to 50% price increases for practically EVERYTHING over the last 3 years.
Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
I've been inspired.
Maybe I'll change my legal name to Carpe Deez Nutz...
...like Carpe DIem...Seize The Day?
...Seize Deez Nuts?
Just a thought.
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Get ya some......
Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
Sounds like every insurance company ever. Tons of red tape and nonsensical bullshit that is filled with jargon and stipulations, conditions and impossible or impractical requirements.
The second picture showing the kids head up reflects his confusion, not an understanding of the letter he received.
Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
Also, the author of that tooth fairy letter printed it out in landscape mode. Any smart kid would know that this wasn't sent to them because it can't be folded properly into a business envelope. Either that or the tooth fairy is an amateur.
If you're job's collecting teeth, you probably don't have much going for you. Walmart greeter's next job in line, and that doesn't have the prestige of being a toothfairy.
