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Kaveman
Treehouser
Napalm. Even if it's AI, phukin napalm!
Mick!
TreeHouser
Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
Caught...
Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
What. The. F*ck? Not sure how to react to this...
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
There is a guy that does racist typevideos with puppets. You Tube. But I do remember his channel. Some funny, some.... meh.
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Found it awkward puppets....
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Some situational stuff...
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Dind ding ding.... rabbit hole 
Treeaddict
Treehouser
And then I show up with the large sewer machine to clear the main of paper towels. Kleenex can cause a nasty clog as well. Most of you probably already know but those flushable wipes aren’t so flushable. Older systems can catch much of what’s put down them.
Kaveman
Treehouser
Tampons, bane of residential plumbers...
Glad I'm out of that business, although, I would be busy right now..
Treeaddict
Treehouser
Yup! Of course no one in the house puts wipes or tampons in the toilet and when you pull em back the customer is shocked. “How did those get in there?!”
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
White mice
Steve Mack
Life Member.
Steve Mack
Life Member.
Steve Mack
Life Member.
Well, it was a bit of a joke.
There's a sewer outlet in my back yard, it blocked up after I moved in about eight years ago, five times in a few months. I'm the only one here and it's the end of the line.
Rang the council and they came straight out. First time they put a big truck mounted eel down and everything was right for a while. Next three times they just plunged it. Then the big eel again and amongst other stuff a band aid and some corn floated out.
I said that's not mine and I got "that look", nice guy but I don't think he believed me. Anyway I rang his boss and said this is costing you a lot of money as well as stuffing me around and he said "ok, I'll sort it out."
Next afternoon a guy turned up and said they'd be digging tomorrow. Some of those trees will have to go and we'll have to dig up part of the driveway. I'd just done the last slab for my truck.
I said don't you think you'd better put a camera down first, the line doesn't go that way it goes to the other side. And see that clump of palms a few houses down, that's what'll be causing it. Camera next day and never saw them after that.
Outlet is just behind that fence behind the little shrub and goes right to a man hole in the next yard, not to the one across the street.
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Steve Mack
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And that's our attempt at snow.
Not a real good picture, it's through the window, I wasn't going out in that sort of weather.
Not a real good picture, it's through the window, I wasn't going out in that sort of weather.
Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
I was running a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Get it? Hens meet?
Sorry, dad joke.
Get it? Hens meet?
Sorry, dad joke.
Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
My uncle named his dogs Bulova and Rolex.
They're his watch dogs.
They're his watch dogs.
Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
He's all right now.
Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Burnham
Woods walker
You can stop now. Please.
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