The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[Fiddler]

 

[flushcut]

I am more like the scene from Uncle Buck where John Candy gets a call from his brother and sister in law asking if he can watch the kids for awhile.

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[gf beranek]

When in the Nam I learned how to "Asian squat"

When commercial fishing I leaned how to use a 5 gallon bucket.

Today, out in the woods, the Crap Strap is looking like a better option.

 

[Maximalist]

In the forest, instead of toilet paper, sphagnum moss is very well suited)

 

[lxskllr]

Climbers are already setup for it. Lanyard in, and "INCOMING!"

 

[BlackSmith]

This is how us civilized hillbillies roll.

 

[gf beranek]

That's the real McCoy there.

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[lxskllr]

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[Czed]

 

[gf beranek]

That's a good practical joke.

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[Fiddler]

 

[Treeaddict]

Poor beaver!

 

[Treeaddict]

We finally had a local “buy my waste wood” post on Facebook. It’s not as good as asking for $500 to have someone come and remove their pine tree so they can keep the wood. Must take everything. I don’t understand how people think their trees are so valuable.

 

[lxskllr]

I'd love to know what thought processes conclude a bug filled ash log is worth $50. That's about gas station firewood price, and you have to smallify it yourself :^D

 

[Treeaddict]

People are nuts. They see lumber prices and think “im sitting on a goldmine”. I had a lady tell me the saw mill down the road will pay me good money for the stuff I was removing. She wasn’t looking for a discount though. There wasn’t a straight piece of wood in the bunch and mostly it was a bunch of trims. They think you’re going to get $50 for a silver maple crooked branch 3” in diameter. I tell them the wood is worthless until very hard labor and time are spent to make it worth something. The money is in the labor.

 

[BlackSmith]

The transplants will offer to give me their tree that’s hanging over their house for “free” firewood. I always tell’em to get a quote from a pro and get back with me. People aren’t nuts, they’re just stupid enough to think I am.