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gf beranek
Old Schooler
Counterfeit slices.
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TreeHouser
Jesus no that’s not cheese!
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TreeHouser
What?! No, the strippers like cash munny. But I’ve never been to a strip club so I wouldn’t know which ones are full nude. Crusin Chubby’s in the Dells comes to mind but I’ve never been in the VIP lounge with twenty other buds making it rain up in here! ‘Cough’
SkwerI
Treehouser
A buddy of mine hired a new kid a few weeks ago, his name is Colby. I call him cheddar. It's caught on, and now everybody calls him cheddar.
Steve Mack
Life Member.
gf beranek
Old Schooler
There's a strong message in that.
Steve Mack
Life Member.
Steve Mack
Life Member.
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads...
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads...
Mellow
BCMA
Yup, you can get anything at Walmart!
BeerGeek
Tree Numbnutz
With that look on her puss, I'm surprised I didn't see a big bottle of Advil in that cart...
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TreeHouser
The only women worthy of that treatment are my young daughters. Wife/girlfriend did that she would be set her in the cart return area while I drive off.
Steve Mack
Life Member.
Steve Mack
Life Member.
Nutball
TreeHouser
He forgot the ladder to top it off
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TreeHouser
That’s a photo of a young John Daily.
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