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Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her grandfather had just passed away, Katie went to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
Upon hearing that her grandfather had just passed away, Katie went to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
BlackSmith
Uncivil
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
gf beranek
Old Schooler
The Jack Ass got me. Legendary.
Steve Mack
Life Member.
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Steve Mack
Life Member.
Ha, that's me a bit lately.
Anyone else have trouble writing cursive? I can read it no problem, but I don't think I could write the whole alphabet upper/lower case. I've had zero need for it since I've been out of school, and just kind of forgot. Everything I do professionally is printed, all upper case, and mostly numbers. The only cursive I do is my signature, and that's degenerated over the years to a squiggly line.
Dave Shepard
Square peg, round world.
I have no trouble writing cursive. With either hand. Forward or backward.
gf beranek
Old Schooler
It's the way I learned writing through school. And also block lettering in mechanical drawing.
I get compliments from postal clerks on the customs forms I fill out. But my signature is atrocious.
I get compliments from postal clerks on the customs forms I fill out. But my signature is atrocious.
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