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Jonny
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Naturarbo
Naturarbo
count me in lol
A plane took off from the Airport.
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
pantheraba
More biners!!!
Charles, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charles, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job when you finally get here, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."
"Yes sir, I know, and I am working on it."
"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.”
“Yes sir, I understand your concern and I’ll try harder.”
Seeming puzzled, the manager went on to comment, “It's odd though you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say to you there if you showed up in the morning so late and so often?"
The old man looked down at the floor, then smiled. He chuckled quietly, then said with a grin,
"They usually saluted and said:
"Good morning General, can I get your coffee sir?"
Steve Mack
Life Member.
I know it's been a really bad day, but...
They just don't make them like they used to.
They just don't make them like they used to.
pantheraba
More biners!!!
You are right...the comments are priceless!!
"The Revolution is a not a dinner party." Chairman Mao
"The Revolution is a not a dinner party." Chairman Mao
Mick!
TreeHouser
Elizabeth wants to see the Manager Of the revolution.
Jonny
Treehouser
I got the weirdest boner watching that.
Dave Shepard
Square peg, round world.
At least it wasn't boiling oil poured down the murder hole! Storming castles ain't for sissies! 
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Nutball
TreeHouser
Jonny
Treehouser
That’s awesome. It’s also sad, but still awesome.
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
These made me Lol!!
Whole series of them
Whole series of them
Jonny
Treehouser
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Missing 10mm mystery solved.
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