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Student of the Jedi. OH-7106A
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BlackSmith
Uncivil
Do we need to have “the talk” Gerry... 
ETA: Looking over your shoulder isn’t she...
ETA: Looking over your shoulder isn’t she...
gf beranek
Old Schooler
Thank you! Life is rich.
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.
The husband wandered off as she was standing in line, saying something about being back in a little bit. After getting through the line, the husband wasn't back yet, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said, "Where are you?"
He said, " You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I couldn't afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you."
Tears started to flow down her cheeks and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop", she replied.
"I'm in the pub next to that."
The husband wandered off as she was standing in line, saying something about being back in a little bit. After getting through the line, the husband wasn't back yet, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said, "Where are you?"
He said, " You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I couldn't afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you."
Tears started to flow down her cheeks and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop", she replied.
"I'm in the pub next to that."
gf beranek
Old Schooler
the lego conspiracy...
Danthetree1
Treehouser
I'm catching up here and lawdy, there are some side splitters here!
But waaa, I can't cipher this one with the xmas trees playing cards...
But waaa, I can't cipher this one with the xmas trees playing cards...
Burnham
Woods walker
One has won almost all the ornaments from the others 
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sotc
Dormant hero!!
Step
strip poker
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Naturarbo
Naturarbo
Burnham
Woods walker
Boat?
pantheraba
More biners!!!
hahaha...it could happen methinks. That reminds me of when I was about 8 years old and staying at my Grandma Effie's house. She lived right beside the RR tracks...dirt poor but I didn't know it then.
My Aunt Judy was a few years older than me. I remember we were playing outside near the house and we heard a train coming and looked up the berm towards the track...there was a whale on a flat-car, hurtling by at full speed...Hahira, GA, (deep South) about 1960. I have NO idea what was going on...at 8 years old anything is possible. I still get a WTF when I remember that scene. If you can clear up the mystery, please do so.
My Aunt Judy was a few years older than me. I remember we were playing outside near the house and we heard a train coming and looked up the berm towards the track...there was a whale on a flat-car, hurtling by at full speed...Hahira, GA, (deep South) about 1960. I have NO idea what was going on...at 8 years old anything is possible. I still get a WTF when I remember that scene. If you can clear up the mystery, please do so.
Burnham
Woods walker
It was a submarine Gary, not a whale...obviously. See the previous post, as you note.
pantheraba
More biners!!!
hahaha...Indubitably...you probably nailed it!
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