The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[SkwerI]

I like how you wrapped all that chain link fence up into such a compact bundle, Stephen.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

wasnt mine, Stole it from Rob Price.

 

[treebilly]

That's a bad day. How would you even deal with that? Torch it off?

Sell the machine

 

[Nutball]

Just return it to the rental place.

 

[Jonny]

I’d be scared to get a torch anywhere near the bearing. Wonder if a small portaband type bandsaw would do well for the bulk and side cutters or tin snips for the rest. Maybe a metal cutting disc on an angle grinder.
I wanna clean that mess up now, I’ve become emotionally invested!

 

[Frankie]

Bolt cutters and a lunch ... looks like ya might be there a while on that birds nest !

 

[gf beranek]

a 9 inch cut-off wheel will make quick work of it. But only a tough machine could hold up through all that.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[Jonny]

 

[lxskllr]

Not sure what was expected here, but he nailed the worst of the bad options. Squishing a moving car might have been worse :^/

 

[Frankie]

... all-around shoddy work

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Drugs are bad.

 

[Jonny]

Thought I could just take it for scrap since it was at the curb.

 

[cory]

 

[Jonny]

That’s awesome!
I got yelled at by the chief nurse for making my platoon sing the Spongebob theme song when I had to call cadence. The timing is great for marching but I was told very unprofessional.

 

[lxskllr]

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[Tree09]

 

[lxskllr]

All said, that spider removal was pretty clean. Most of the house is still there :^D

That chop job on the car looks pretty good for a hillbilly mod. Not sure why you'd do that, but it turned out pretty well.

 

[T Collins]

Cuz it's a goddamn CHEVY !

 

[lxskllr]

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Fisher-Price Releases 'My First Peaceful Protest' Playset With House You Can Actually Burn Down

EAST AURORA, NY—The toy geniuses at Fisher-Price have announced a brand new toy made just for leftist parents and their kids: the My First Peaceful Protest playset. The kid-size clubhouse will come with several varieties of spray paint so kids can tag the tiny building with their own empowering...

babylonbee.com

 

[Jonny]

Glad one that hits home more literally than figuratively

Oddly enough, East Aurora, NY is about 130 miles west of Aurora, NY.

 

[Frankie]

 

[pete mctree]

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