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Steve Mack
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CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Hahaha
gf beranek
Old Schooler
Battery tester
Steve Mack
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BlackSmith
Uncivil
No shield is more impressive that welding with your feet. If I could find gloves that fit I’d have no problem whatsoever... 
Steve Mack
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Might not be funny unless you have people going crazy where you live.
Steve Mack
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Marc-Antoine
TreeHouser
The moon, not sure. Given his location, that could more likely be boring a new tunnel
Dave Shepard
Square peg, round world.
People torch right next to their fuel bottles all the time. Not saying it's genius level or anything.
Merle Nelson
TreeHouser
And weld on fuel tanks.
treebilly
Student of the Jedi. OH-7106A
I’ll just leave this here
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
pantheraba
More biners!!!
F U shots!!!! 
Steve Mack
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gf beranek
Old Schooler
Don't change that dial.
Steve Mack
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Steve Mack
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Didn't seem right putting this in that thread, so I'll put it here.
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big gator, "what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small gator.
"Hmm.....Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol."
"Same here. Hmm.... How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door.
Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!"
"Same here." says the big gator. "Do you eat Democrats or Republicans?"
"I eat the Democrats" says the little guy.
"Ah!" says the big gator. "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment.”
“You see, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Democrat, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.”
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big gator, "what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small gator.
"Hmm.....Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol."
"Same here. Hmm.... How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door.
Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!"
"Same here." says the big gator. "Do you eat Democrats or Republicans?"
"I eat the Democrats" says the little guy.
"Ah!" says the big gator. "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment.”
“You see, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Democrat, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.”
pantheraba
More biners!!!
One of the very best jokes.🤣
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