Lol that would be fun Paul, but unfortunately that's not even the answer. This is gonna be a long post, sorry. Heres a pic of me earlier today attempting to weld 316 ss pipes that are used to heat a cleaning step in a paint facility. I would weld the cracks or holes, but then after 30 mins or so, the pipe would crack outside of the repair area in a previously non leaking area as the stresses from welding literally pulled the burnt steel apart. Called chasing cracks, it's a rather frustrating way to spend a day lol. In boilers, heat exchangers, etc the thermal cycling and rapid cooling stresses the metal and changes the grain structure. This is the same reason you cannot cool off welds with water, because the grain of steel is frozen in the brittle (but hard) form. In real life, boilers like the one i showed pictures of, powerhouses, etc are retubed, as in they cut all of the tubes that are exposed to heat out and install new ones on a regular basis.
Now back to what you are trying to achieve. You want to make biochar, using waste wood. You don't want to handle the material to achieve complete uniformity, and you want it to more or less not give you headaches in maintenence. Enter the stratified downdraft gasifier. It has no restrictions on size, so material that bridges (woodchips, logs, etc) is less likely to jam up causing hotspots. Made from firebrick, castable refractory, or even mild steel that is replaced every so often, it's easy to build. Some material always kinda clings to the sides, so it's even sort of acts as the insulator, further reducing wear. The chips can't be wet or frozen, but green chips are fine as the moisture is actually broken apart atomically and turned into more producer gas. So you pipe that to anything you would hook up to natural gas, including but not limited to boilers, burners, even motors such as a generator. The input can be automatically controlled, as would be the ash, or as you prefer biochar. You can get more biochar by augering out faster, before it completely converts to ash. You can get less biochar and more gas by changing the speed to allow all of the hydrocarbons to burn off. You clean the gas by cyclone filters, and cool it to increase its density. In a nutshell, that is a greatly simplified explanation of a gasifier, and how charcoal is made.