That's an awesome story, and yes the staining works amazingly. About to stain a chicken coop "expansion" I just built to match the original hen house... because somehow I'm up to 40 chickens (Step 1 of dad's anonymous is to admit you are powerless over your daughter). My dad gave me those saws but I'm certain he never used them. His similarly probably not-so-great-advice for cutting down trees was to stand as close to the trunk as possible when it starts to go because then you can easily "sidestep around it away from the direction it was falling".
On the $1000 fan... agreed that's a lot, but I've lost enough money to learn to just buy the right one up front and you'll save in the long run. I've also learned the even more valuable lesson that when your wife loves a $1000 fan and you try to explain how ridiculous that is for a ceiling fixture that blows air around when we already have air conditioning... that it would have probably been a lot easier path to just buy the fan without trying to rationalize the purchase.