The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

[woodworkingboy]

Probably not bad for opening the nasal passages if you dilute it enough.

 

[NeTree]

You have got to be f'in kidding me...

Solyndra seeking to pay bonuses

 

[stig]

Why should they be any different than the banks?

 

[sawinredneck]

I'm speechless, just speechless!
http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_n...e=outbrain&utm_content=outbrain&quick_picks=1

 

[NeTree]

I hope she wins.

 

[woodworkingboy]

Dutch teenager sails solo around the world, and officials are coming after her father for her school truancy.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/dutch-t...record-books-unofficially-20120122-1qc6g.html

 

[Paul B]

anyone need a fashion update to their bullet resistant gear? http://www.freshpolos.com/447099/products/Miguel-Caballero-Bulletproof-Mens-Polo-Shirt.html

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Friends cut off man’s hand to claim $671k from insurance

 

[woodworkingboy]

Rat poison for the teach....

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-02-26/news/31099309_1_rat-poison-three-students-press-charges

 

[MasterBlaster]

Two separate incidents? Cane their little asses!

 

[JoshINtrees]

WOW.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

And Katy wants a teaching degree

 

[woodworkingboy]

Hells bells, "I own it, but I never wear it" .

http://www.smh.com.au/world/clock-w...blogosphere-call-time-out-20120406-1wgsg.html

 

[CurSedVoyce]

That one would have been good for the LOL @ Religion thread Jay
Holy Shat! That's funny!

 

[treesmith]

Hells bells, "I own it, but I never wear it" .

http://www.smh.com.au/world/clock-w...blogosphere-call-time-out-20120406-1wgsg.html

They forgot to photoshop the reflection of the watch off the table. Why the heck would someone want a watch that expensive anywho? Can it keep time THAT well?

 

[MasterBlaster]

I can't even wear a watch; it always stops working. A couple months, at best.

 

[JoshINtrees]

I've always noticed people who wear watches are always looking at them, I mean very often. Quite worrying about what time it is and get to enjoying life already.

 

[SkwerI]

I can't even wear a watch; it always stops working. A couple months, at best.

Same here. The last time I owned a watch was over 20 years ago.

 

[woodworkingboy]

I have a problem knowing with what day of the week it is.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

I finally broke down and bought a watch for the first time in 15 -17 years. It is holding up pretty well. I kind of like it when I can know what time it is when I am aloft. Helps me keep tabs on things getting done as well at work.

 

[woodworkingboy]

i think we have some instinctual ability to know what time it is. i can often wake up in the middle of the night and guess what time it is, without any references, with very close results. Probably we have lost much of the the ability to know the time without watches and clocks.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Oh I can pretty much tell you pretty close to what time of day it is, save for right after clocks get changed. It's all the little time references in between that gets me. How long a break some one took.. How long did the chipper run. How much to bill the customer for on an hourly job... Making sure I get my arse home in time for Kat to get to work or school.... Shat like that a watch has helped with .... Normally I hate wearing them. Life was getting to hectic with out.

 

[woodworkingboy]

The one sure thing is that the big clock keeps ticking.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Wearing a "watch" is wack, yo. Unless you have specifically a reason to know what time it is, at any moment, why strap that on your wrist?

 

[woodworkingboy]

A well dressed man? Why wear an ascot?