The One Flaw In Women

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The One Flaw In Women
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> By the time the Lord made woman,
> He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
> An angel appeared and said,
> 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'
> And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
> She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
> Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
> And able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
> Have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
> Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken
> heart
> -and she will do everything
> With only two hands.'
>
>
> The angel was astounded at the requirements.
> 'Only two hands!? No way!
> And that's just on the standard model?
> That's too much work for one day.
> Wait until tomorrow to finish.'
>
>
> 'But I won 't, ' the Lord protested.
> 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own
> heart.
> She already heals herself when she is sick
> AND can work 18 hour days.'
>
>
> The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
> 'But you have made her so soft, Lord.'
>
>
> 'She is soft,' the Lord agreed,
> 'but I have also made her tough.
> You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.'
>
>
> 'Will she be able to think?', asked the angel.
>
>
> The Lord replied,
> 'Not only will she be able to think,
> She will be able to reason and negotiate.'
>
>
> The angel then noticed something,
> And reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
> 'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
> I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.'
>
>
> 'That's not a leak,'
> The Lord corrected,
> 'that's a tear!'
> 'What's the tear for ?' the angel asked.
>
>
> The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
> Her sorrow, her pain, her dis appo intment, her love,
> Her loneliness, her grief and her pride.'
> The angel was impressed.
> 'You are a genius, Lord.
> You thought of everything!
> Woman is truly amazing.'
>
>
> And she is!
> Women have strengths that amaze men.
> They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
> But they hold happiness,
> Love and joy.
> They smile when they want to scream.
> They sing when they want to cry.
> They cry when they are happy
> And laugh when they are nervous.
> They fight for what they believe in.
> They stand up to injustice.
> They don't take 'no' for an answer
> When they believe there is a better solution.
> They go without so their family can have.
> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
> They love unconditionally.
> They cry when their children excel
> And cheer when their friends get awards.
> They are happy when they hear about
> A birth or a wedding.
> Their hearts break when a friend dies.
> They grieve at the loss of a family member,
> Yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
> They know that a hug and a kiss
> Can heal a broken heart.
> Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
> They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
> To show how much they care about you.
> The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
> They bring joy, hope and love.
> They have compassion and ideals.
> They give moral support to their family and friends.
> Women have vital things to say and everything to give
>
>
> HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,
>
>
> IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
> PLEASE pass this along to your women friends and relatives
> To remind them just how amazing they are. 8)
 
Mr. Sir said:
> Women have strengths that amaze men.
> They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
> But they hold happiness,
> Love and joy.
> They smile when they want to scream.
> They sing when they want to cry.
> They cry when they are happy
> And laugh when they are nervous.
> They fight for what they believe in.
> They stand up to injustice.
> They don't take 'no' for an answer
> When they believe there is a better solution.
> They go without so their family can have.
> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
> They love unconditionally.
> They cry when their children excel
> And cheer when their friends get awards.
> They are happy when they hear about
> A birth or a wedding.
> Their hearts break when a friend dies.
> They grieve at the loss of a family member,
> Yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
> They know that a hug and a kiss
> Can heal a broken heart.
> Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
> They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
> To show how much they care about you.
> The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
> They bring joy, hope and love.
> They have compassion and ideals.
> They give moral support to their family and friends.
> Women have vital things to say and everything to give.....
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.....They tell you what you want to hear to get what they want.
They manipulate and obfuscate.
They envagle and lie.
They give false witness and take for granted.
They won't let you help them, then get mad when you don't do it right.
They don't appreciate half of what you do for them, and expect everything they want.
They ultimately suit their needs and dismiss your efforts.
Then they tear your heart out, use it for a doorstop, then throw it in the ocean.

At least that's my experiences with them. :X:X:X

Of course, Gigi, Che, my Mom, my Grandmother and all your wives and Moms excluded too....they don't count. They're angels. :)
 
Sometimes no memory at all. :roll:

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I had an altercation years ago with my ex. We had gone to the farmers market with produce to sell with the two kids. Normally I went myself,but we had a wedding to go to after. Both overtired we finished selling and I stopped at a gas station. I got everybody a nutty buddy and gave the kids theirs. I was trying to get back out on the road in heavy traffic. There was a legitamite opening so I jumped and the guy who had to brake slightly to let me in laid on his horn. I told him to blow it out his ass, not that he heard me. She tore into me like I was a big asshole. Her window was down and somehow her nutty buddy went flying across the car and went out her window. Years later she tried to tell me that my intent was to hit her with the ice cream. I told her, look if I wanted to hit you with it you would have been wearing it. For years she held on to some bitterness about that. Like 10 or 15 years. We get along better now that she is my ex.
 
OTGBOSTON said:
Damn Jeff...Is it All women orrrrrr is it you????:P
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Don't think the thought hasn't occurred to me. :(

Apparently I'm the nicest guy in the world, and it's not me, it's them....or so they say. I just think nice guys get shat on and taken for granted.

I've said it before, I'm not a woman-hater, and I'm honestly not. You just get your ass handed to you enough times, and start to see things differently.
 
fishhuntcutwood said:
Apparently I'm the nicest guy in the world, and it's not me, it's them....or so they say. I just think nice guys get shat on and taken for granted.
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Thats the problem right there......

There is definately a place between being too nice, and being a total prick. (works for me anyways;))

I sent Mr. Sirs post to my wife....it made her cry:)
 
OTGBOSTON said:
Thats the problem right there......

There is definately a place between being too nice, and being a total prick. (works for me anyways;))
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I must be too nice then. They say they want nice guys then run off with a prick in a Mercedes with a pinkie ring. Frig 'em.

Show me a down to earth girl that can interact like an adult, and not an 18 year old girl, and I'll give her a chance.
 
fishhuntcutwood said:
I must be too nice then. They say they want nice guys then run off with a prick in a Mercedes with a pinkie ring. Frig 'em.

Show me a down to earth girl that can interact like an adult, and not an 18 year old girl, and I'll give her a chance.
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I made one of my exes walk about a 1/2 mile home in the pouring down rain once...She was really good to me after that...:lol:
 
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