Today's nightmare:
Subject: One 40 foot Casuarina tree in a tight back yard. Tree is on top of 40 foot cliff with another house at the bottom. Oh, and the base is almost completely, frighteningly decayed. No problem, just another day in Hong Kong.
But wait! This fine tree also happens to be covered in, smothered by, indeed, completely engulfed in a giant Bougainvillea, from bottom to top, inside and out.
For those of you that don't know what Bougainvillea is, imagine millions of 30 foot long whips covered in nasty nasty thorns and all tangled together. Whatever you imagined, it's worse than that. Fiona will know what I mean.
So, who you gonna call? The crazy foreigner that will do anything.
I am actually ashamed to post pictures of this tree considering all of the other impressive and mighty tree work shown in this thread. But this tree left an impression on me. I screamed, I cursed, I groaned, I nearly cried, I bled a lot, I felt like a total beginner again. This tree humbled me.
And the best part is it's not finished. I get to go back again tomorrow and continue pulling this godawful mess out of this tree, and then rig the scary thing down in itsy bitsy pieces. Please wish me luck.