The Official Random Video Thread!

[MasterBlaster]

The conspiracy theory dudes = FOS

 

[Rborist1]

What intreged me about this new video the large amount of credible scientists/professionals that are just wanting to see an unbiased independant inquiry. I am not one for conspiracy theories either, however I am one for the truth being told.

 

[flushcut]

Scarab= dung beetle!

My bad I thought they were two different bugs.

 

[gf beranek]

It's not all malarkey, Butch.

 

[sotc]

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[NeTree]

If you look close, you can see they sped up the video of the shearing. In reality, it's slow as shit.

 

[Rborist1]

In reality, it's slow as shit.

I usually can buck a log, AKA drop a load, AKA take a dump pretty quick. I have never known chit to be slow, must be an American thing eh?

 

[flushcut]

You must have a high fiber diet.

 

[gf beranek]

What would a machine like that cost? Just to fall a 6 inch tree.

 

[Rborist1]

Fiber, whats that? I just eat lots of fruit. It does me right all the time!

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Watching that thing take a limb off hurts my stomach

 

[flushcut]

Watching that thing take a limb off hurts my stomach

What you mean the absolutely precise collar cut.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Yeah.. you know the collar at the end of the sleeve.......

 

[NeTree]

 

[CurSedVoyce]

HAHAHA Got me!

 

[sotc]

Hey Jerry, that unit is supposedly rated for 12"

 

[Thor's Hammer]

Its not really for cutting 1 6'' tree. Its for when you need to cut hundreds or thousands of small trees.

 

[stig]

Think x-mas tree farm!

 

[winch]

"...easy pruning of limbs and boughs."

I have soooo been waiting for a machine that makes it easier for boughs.

 

[woodworkingboy]

It was cute the way it bypassed the larger stuff to target in on the smaller trees. Kind of like a bully, though.

 

[gf beranek]

got cha.

 

[NeTree]

OMFG... what a pussy...

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[flushcut]

Yep I am laughing so hard I am crying. I weep for the future of man.

 

[stig]

Future of man!
What has the future of man got to do with it.
That thing was definitely not a man.

 

[TheTreeWiseMen]

Punk ass little bitch needs a good hiding. Suprised the tat artist didn't give it to him.