The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[Steve Mack]

 

[Kaveman]

Ever seen a three man framing crew? It always devolves into the same thing. One guy cuts boards, one guy holds them, one guy nails them. Guess who gets lot of little breaks, that are quite long if I'm not clamping a guide bar onto plywood, or holding my speed square on a 2by? Yeah that's right, half the work, same or more pay.

Cutting a straight line with a skill saw isn't easy without some kind of guide clamped in place. That's not an excuse.

Learn to use the tool properly, or accept the fact that you're a hack.

Yall I've been building houses since I was 14. Yeah sure they're just boxes you put people in. They're also the box that a family will keep all that is ever valuable to them, a place to store their hopes and dreams. A big box of memories, emotions, love and conflict. A whole life will happen in there, so take pride in the swing of your hammer, you're building someone a Home.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[Maximalist]

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[lxskllr]

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[stikine]

Murphy musta got programming access to the sign. 😀

 

[Treeaddict]

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Yup! They closed our kids school since there would be rain and high winds hitting around dismissal time. Closed the next day as some very low lying (extremely few) roads were impassable but only in a few waterfront areas in the county. Closed em though anyway. 😡

 

[Knotorious]

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[gf beranek]

Not quite what I expected.

 

[Kaveman]

Hahaha haha I needed that this morning. What the hell did I just watch? I'm not sure, but suddenly I need roofing tiles!

"It's poop!"

 

[cory]

 

[lxskllr]

 

[treebilly]

 

[Burnham]

More evidence that parrots are smarter than a lot of people.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Had a lil one go up my nose once.

 

[flushcut]

I remember hearing a story of a guy in NY that trained pigeons or crows to collect loose change. Apparently he made a living off of it.

 

[SeanKroll]

Does anyone know where to find that Dantonio video from Instagram can be found?

 

[lxskllr]

Can you be more specific? Can you find it on instagram?