Kaveman
Treehouser
Ptarmigan is surprisingly tasty. Greasy, like most cold weather birds, but delicious nonetheless. Like porcupine, the trick is to cook it out of its own grease, like on a spit.
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Treeaddict
Treehouser
That thing has to be flightless!
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
gf beranek
Old Schooler
best ever
Mick!
TreeHouser
No it can fly.
Mick!
TreeHouser
Keep your filthy hands off my most roundest bird.
My boy is thicc, and he’s staying that way.
SkwerI
Treehouser
If I could make $10K per month posting nekid pictures of myself on OnlyFans, I definitely would! Unfortunately nobody wants to pay to see an old fat guy.
you might be mistaken, there so many people with all kind of interestsIf I could make $10K per month posting nekid pictures of myself on OnlyFans, I definitely would! Unfortunately nobody wants to pay to see an old fat guy.
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Big money for foot pics. Paint your toe nails. What have you got to lose?
Besides your dignity.....
Besides your dignity.....
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Get a hot dog and some yogurt and get creative.
Burnham
Woods walker
Eewwwww.
Kaveman
Treehouser
Dignity is overrated, so long as you're having fun.
My junk has over a million views on a certain website.
Told you I'm a slut...
My junk has over a million views on a certain website.
Told you I'm a slut...
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Well, a guys gotta eat... LOL
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Finally did get to use a good line I have been sitting on for a time.
Guys delivering the portable toilets at the range.
Head guy said, " you look really familiar"
I spouted back, " not really sure man, but I did do some porn back in the day"
His helper about hit the ground watching his bosses chin drop speechess.
Guys delivering the portable toilets at the range.
Head guy said, " you look really familiar"
I spouted back, " not really sure man, but I did do some porn back in the day"
His helper about hit the ground watching his bosses chin drop speechess.
Kaveman
Treehouser
No, really, I've done porn.
Funny story really, and I've been drinking again so...
My step dad used to love to take a cold pitcher of water, like ice cold, slushy, from the freezer, and douse me while I was in the shower. We had those old school navy type showerheads, with the push-button, and he'd reach over the curtain, hit that button and drench you in ice water at the same time.
I spent three years away from home, between military school and living at my grandad's. When I came home, with a little money in my pockets from working with the old man, I remodeled my mom's bathrooms. Floor to ceiling tile, new fixtures, the works. But I didn't change the shower head, since the ranch was off grid, and the "instant off" feature of the USN shower head made sense. They got soaked in CLR and went back up, don't fix what ain't broke, right.
In my absence, I had gone from peach fuzz, to a "well developed young man". So when dad conducted his so called, "Nazi water torture", whilst I, as a young man, was "exploring my body", he got a sizeable surprise.
He shook his head while looking at the floor and said. "You should probably think about doing porn, else that thing is gonna be useless to you." and walked out.
It's a dirty, nasty, industry folks. Many people die from it, that's the real, hard truth. STDs are only a tiny issue, compared to never being human. It's soul crushing, suicide is incredibly common. I was lured in by a girl I thought I loved, who wanted to do "sensual, erotic, incredibly intimate things" with me.
I ended up spending six months living on a sailboat off of Ilsa Vista, with five other guys, playing stud pony to a dozen, equally drugged up, young European women.
I'm glad I got out when I did, another tattoo, and I wouldn't have been able to hide my identity at all. My scruffy beard does a good job of that now, so I won't be shaving, since I was "talent" for a pretty large production company. Most of my "colleagues" are out now too, if only because we've aged out. Some of the guys tried to hold out, and some of the girls transitioned to "MYLF", most have just faded away to nothing. More have died in anonymous overdoses than anything. Still hurts to read their names in the obituary. Hurts more that it's all the same, "opioid overdose".
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