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CurSedVoyce
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@CurSedVoyce Is this what they are now doing in California ?
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Maximalist
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SeanKroll
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Hahaha wtf?
CurSedVoyce
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Actually, that would be better than they are doing now. The gov will not let any executions happen under his watch. Even though he campaigned that he would honor what the voters voted for. HA.
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That Guy With The Face
Comedy skit about Trader Joe's parking lots...
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CurSedVoyce
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The Butterfly Effect
Steve Mack
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Steve Mack
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OMG, that is epic. Absolutely epic.
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Here's a funny joke posted by @MasterBlaster many years ago...
MasterBlaster
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Aug 18, 2006
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick’s Day.
Mick, the bartender says, “You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy."
Paddy replies, “OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then.”
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
”Shoite” he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face, “Shoite, Shoite!”
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he’ll be fine.
He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame.
He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air,
Feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.
”Bi’Jesus... I’m fokin’ smashed,” he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and says “No fokin’ way”. He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says “I can make it to the bed.”
He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
He says “Fok it” and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, “Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?”
Paddy says, “I did Jess. I was fokin’ pissed. But how’d you know?”
”Mick phoned, you left your wheelchair at the pub.”
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I thought I might start reviving some of the old classics. I know he used to be admin, but I believe he passed. Rest in peace.
MasterBlaster
Administrator Emeritus
Aug 18, 2006
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick’s Day.
Mick, the bartender says, “You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy."
Paddy replies, “OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then.”
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
”Shoite” he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face, “Shoite, Shoite!”
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he’ll be fine.
He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame.
He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air,
Feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.
”Bi’Jesus... I’m fokin’ smashed,” he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and says “No fokin’ way”. He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says “I can make it to the bed.”
He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
He says “Fok it” and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, “Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?”
Paddy says, “I did Jess. I was fokin’ pissed. But how’d you know?”
”Mick phoned, you left your wheelchair at the pub.”
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I thought I might start reviving some of the old classics. I know he used to be admin, but I believe he passed. Rest in peace.
Maximalist
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