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CurSedVoyce
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vharrison
Island Girl
LOL
pantheraba
More biners!!!
Oh yeah!!!!
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pantheraba
More biners!!!
Who'd a thunk it??While reading an article last night about fathers and
sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me
son out for his first pint. Off we went to our
local pub only two blocks from the cottage.
I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I
drank it.
Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't
like that either, so I drank it.
Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager?
He didn't. I drank it.
I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer
so we tried a Jameson's.nope!
In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast,
Ireland's finest. He wouldn't even smell it.
What could I do but drink it!
By the time I realized he just didn't like to
drink, I was so hammered I could hardly
push his stroller back home.
sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me
son out for his first pint. Off we went to our
local pub only two blocks from the cottage.
I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I
drank it.
Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't
like that either, so I drank it.
Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager?
He didn't. I drank it.
I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer
so we tried a Jameson's.nope!
In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast,
Ireland's finest. He wouldn't even smell it.
What could I do but drink it!
By the time I realized he just didn't like to
drink, I was so hammered I could hardly
push his stroller back home.
Burnham
Woods walker
Not a good plan, Kyle. Keep the destination deep under your hat, I'd advise 
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MasterBlaster
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Burnham
Woods walker
Sufficient offense to commit bodily harm 
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I'm not much for practical jokes...never seen one that was not mean, at it's base.
. I'm not much for practical jokes...never seen one that was not mean, at it's base.
MasterBlaster
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I bet he's tipped well!
Burnham
Woods walker
Perhaps so...but me, I'd walk out, never return, and tell everyone I know to stay away.
I don't go out for a meal or drinks to be abused; I expect to be served quietly, calmly, and with respect. I tip very well when that's what I receive. Otherwise, no way.
I don't go out for a meal or drinks to be abused; I expect to be served quietly, calmly, and with respect. I tip very well when that's what I receive. Otherwise, no way.
MasterBlaster
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You're on a roll, tonight.
I'd LOL.
I'd LOL.
Burnham
Woods walker
Yep, I expect you would.
Which roll might that be, my friend?
Which roll might that be, my friend?
The place is obviously very casual, with probably amazing food. The waiter's clearly a pro, and quite possibly might be the owner based on his dress. The couple has a very young kid with them, and a little excitement and comedy in their day is most likely very welcomed He obviously knows how to play to his guests, and I'm sure the service is as good if not better than the meal. They also both broke out in laughter over it, so i think he's good.
He obviously knows how to play to his guests, and I'm sure the service is as good if not better than the meal. They also both broke out in laughter over it, so i think he's good.
Burnham
Woods walker
True, sir. I'll subside to my accustomed stool at the far end of the bar and call for another single malt .
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