The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[Steve Mack]

Blue-Green Algae. https://www.mdba.gov.au/managing-water/water-quality/blue-green-algae

The rivers aren't running, partly because of the drought but mostly because of irrigation for things like big cotton farms taking the water.

 

[Stumpshot]

Funny, I used to have blue green algae from Klamath Falls, OR as an additive in smoothies!

 

[frans]

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Some headphone wearing idiot just walked in front of a train in my area. Train won of course.
Can't understand how folks wear those. You can't hear the world happening around you!

 

[MasterBlaster]

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[frans]

That's funny!

 

[MasterBlaster]

Hence, my posting it.

 

[Tree09]

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Stumpshot]

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. It was spring and he wanted to dig his tomato garden, as he had done every year, but it was very hard work for the aging man as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was currently in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If only you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived at the old man's house and dug up the entire area. However, they didn't find any bodies, so they apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie

 

[Tree09]

good one

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Kermit the frog's humble beginnings.....
https://youtu.be/aPUwPKThFxU

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[Dave Shepard]

 

[Tree09]

 

[MasterBlaster]

That damn Joe! Frigging up the stats!!!

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[Tree09]

Holy crap!!!!

 

[August Hunicke]

hahahahahahaha. dang

 

[stig]

Poor dog.
Imagine to be so bored as to do that.

 

[Fiddler]

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[MasterBlaster]

Hahahahaaa!!! Poor pooch!

 

[stig]

I'll need someone to tell me, who Jethro is?

I only know about Jethro Tull, the agriculturist.









Wait, thinking that through, I might have got it.

Not the easiest joke to decipher.

At least not for a Dane.

 

[SkwerI]

Jethro was a character in an old TV series back in the 60's/70's. The Beverly Hillbillies.

 

[stig]

Thanks.
That is what never having owned a TV gets me.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Very true - you are missing a lot. Kinda like never reading... if you've never done it, how do you know what you're missing?