The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[Fiddler]

A three-legged dog walked into a bar and said "I'm lookin for the guy who shot my paw"


A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

 

[MasterBlaster]

Bah - dum... TISH!!!

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[pantheraba]

Hilarious!!! Snowflakes...pods...

 

[Fiddler]

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[Fiddler]

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[squisher]

 

[squisher]

 

[squisher]

 

[squisher]

 

[MasterBlaster]

Some good ones!

 

[Fiddler]

no hamsters...Nice Run Squish!

 

[MasterBlaster]

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[Tree09]

Hahahahahaha

 

[August Hunicke]

LOL I GET IT!
On 2 levels. That?s the # 2
...now 3 levels


Aug

 

[August Hunicke]

Bond, Gold Bond.


Aug

 

[MasterBlaster]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/tyO56k1MI-s" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 

[pantheraba]

Awesome!!! Trips folks out!

 

[MasterBlaster]

That one fella looks like he could sue them.

 

[pantheraba]

Yep, I agree...looked like he wet his pants, too.

 

[SeanKroll]

Sue for what?

So Poopouri is basically a little bit of essential oils that spread over the surface of the water, and some sorta low-sudsing detergent that keeps you from getting an oily bowl... https://household-tips.thefuntimesguide.com/poo-pourri-recipe/. What a smart idea for a product!

 

[MasterBlaster]

Smells like shitrus!

Sue for what?

Startling him and causing him to stumble and injure himself.

 

[pantheraba]

It looked to me like he had a hip problem....his movements were "compromised". Frightening him like that may have caused him to fall on the hip. And something weird was going on with his feet as he fell.

 

[MasterBlaster]

A "good" lawyer would have a field day with his case.

 

[CurSedVoyce]