The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[Dave Shepard]

I grew up on Lehrer on Dr. Demento. He graduated from Harvard at 18, IIRC.

 

[ruel]

I've heard he retired from music after Kissinger won the Nobel peace prize, said political satire was obsolete obsolete.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Nothing worse than obsolete obsolete!!!

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[Steve Mack]

http://www.mamamia.com.au/woman-in-love-with-tree/

 

[MasterBlaster]

She sounds almost as crazy as my ex-wife!

 

[BlackSmith]

I guess Tim has morning wood 24/365...

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[BlackSmith]

Love it...

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[Fiddler]

"Just because I'm trash doesn't mean I can't do great things.......it's trash CAN! Not trash can't."

 

[MasterBlaster]

That's the spirit!

 

[Fiddler]

My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievable sexy sister was sitting next to me. A few moments later she whispered to me 'we should have sex while my sister isn't home. I immediately got up and turned around to head back to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door, she hugged me and said 'you've won my trust'.Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[Fiddler]

 

[pantheraba]

Ah, that's a good one!

 

[bstewert]

Good one!

 

[MasterBlaster]

Damn straight!

 

[MasterBlaster]

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[Fiddler]

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[FireFighterZero]

I guess there is a parody of Spicer on the internet, done by Melissa McCarthy that is pretty funny.

 

[Fiddler]

Yeah, I thought is was funny...I posted it here somewhere.

 

[Fiddler]

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[FireFighterZero]

Thats kind of scary, actually.

They give the kids "emojis" in happy meals at McDonald's.

I said, cool, you got a smily face. They said, Dad, its an emoji....

Then a moment of silence before a crushing backhand flies out of nowhere.

 

[MasterBlaster]

We all know that last line is bullhockey!