Pistol Grip Wrist Saving Arborist Tool

[gf beranek]

I'll take it. With instructions on its safe and proper use.

 

[Jomo]

Groovin.......on a rainy afternoon, reelin......it'll be ready....next blue moon......

 

[gf beranek]

Damn, someone beat me to it.

 

[Jomo]

Sold!

To the gentleman barin iz neck.....again!

Jomo

 

[Jomo]

Would you care for any messican hor derves while your ARP's being assembled sir?

 

[gf beranek]

Such a deal!

What's shipping going to cost?

 

[Jomo]

I humbly ship such contraptions to living legends at no charge.... Senor!

Jomo

 

[Jomo]

Oh chit!!

I hope Graeme in OZ don't want one of the silly things!

Jomo

 

[gf beranek]

Oki-doki young'un. My shipping address will be forwarded via a personal message.

Wow. I'll soon have it in my possession. For ..15 cents how can I go wrong?

 

[Jomo]

We ain't quite cross the river yet Jerr ole friend.

Gimmee a few more minutes....

OK,...It's the new wave...arbor age....branch craze....anyways.....it's still cut n Chuck tu mee.....

That'll learn yu!

Jomo

 

[gf beranek]

I'm in no hurry. Don't feel in a rush.

 

[Jomo]

Thought I forgot bout you callin my dynamic SRT push button T bar Stand up like a man climbin contraption radical chit, didn't yu?

Oh you'll pay pal, one way or another, count on it!

Jomo

 

[Jomo]

Well, looks like I blew that sale!

Dang!

So much for leveraging the braggin rights of selling my first pistol to Jerr.

I figured sure that alone'd buy me another fifteen minutes of fame on the cover of a magazine?

Proof that I'm my own worst enemy, just like my daddy always told me.

I coulda been a contender.....I coulda been somebody.......

Jomo

 

[Mick!]

Get a bloody grip on yourself Jomo. You're coming over as mental.

Stupid rambling incomprehensible posts.

 

[Altissimus]

...the Lasers would make it far more accurate.

 

[Jomo]

Did I ever claim I wasn't a mental basket case Mick ole friend?

You must click on my threads, keep your eyes on the swinging shiny watch, you are getting sleepy.....

Jomo

 

[Mick!]

No, I guess you never have.

Anyway, I give up.

 

[Jomo]

Just remember Mick ole pal.

You too are gonna get old n orthopedically challenged, in dire need of push button assistance to stay in the game n not fade away, see.

Jomo

 

[Jomo]

So whaduyu think Jerr, has my entire thread gone to the birds?

 

[FireFighterZero]

Are you wearing a Snuggie?

 

[Jomo]

Nope, that's a pair of 99 Cent Store forest green specials!

Good for at least a dozen trips to Harbor Freight on foot. Guaranteed or your buck back.

Jomo

 

[Marc-Antoine]

What a bunch of shit posts !
Do you try to run up your post number or are you drunk ?
What you said just doesn't make sens.

I give up too.

 

[Jomo]

No Marc, nothing so tawdry as being drunk.

I prefer blamin the moon n Friday's fallin on the thirteenth.

Jomo

 

[MasterBlaster]

What a bunch of shit posts !
Do you try to run up your post number

Post count don't mean shit, but I can hook a brudder up...

 

[MasterBlaster]

Just check out my post count!