Pistol Grip Wrist Saving Arborist Tool

[BlackSmith]

That doesn't tell me chit Jon.

 

[Jomo]

This is the length of cord used each shot!

The spool holds fifty feet of it.

 

[Jomo]

That doesn't tell me chit Jon.

Mebe cuz yu ain't a climber!

Lord only knows I'd never wanna tick off a big alpha male gorilla!

Jomo

 

[Jomo]

Over the limb, step one.

 

[BlackSmith]

I don't think you need to be a climber to understand how rope/cord works. If the thing works show us.

 

[Jomo]

Flick O the wrist, step two.

 

[Jomo]

Pull tight n fire, step three.

 

[BlackSmith]

What's the ring for?

 

[Jomo]

Like Michael Caine, the man who would be king bob, one, two, tree!

Pretty soon yu kin do it in one fluid motion.

Jomo mo

 

[BlackSmith]

WTF are you smoke'n dood? I sure as hell don't want to get any by mistake.

 

[Jomo]

What's the ring for?

Eternity bob!

With this cord, I've thee bled...

Jomo

 

[Mick!]

You're a bad man Jomo!

 

[Jomo]

Oh, indeed by jove no!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3dJf5rO0-BM

Just one of many O the devil's minions!

Jomo

 

[BlackSmith]

So every time you drop a limb you need to tie on another ring or retie the one that was tied on?

 

[Jomo]

Jomo's ARP 7 Branch Handler Pistol folks!

Run for the hills!

Ez bout tu blow iz own bloody foot off wid it!

 

[Jomo]

Yes Bob, correct.

You have to pluck the ring off pistol's magnets, right next to where the cuttin happens.

Super sleazy.

First addition'll be a ring tether, to hang a light throwbag from, but just a heavy ring works fine. Throw bag'd need a quick clip, why risk overpowering the catch magnet, losing bag and ring?

Jomo

 

[Jomo]

This is where the ring must be plucked from after takin a shot.

 

[Levi]

So it does not choke the limb?

 

[Bermy]

Whut'd I say??? I thought Marc-Antione's suggestion was the best...all about the cutting blades.
I STILL want to see an action video!!

 

[Jomo]

It can, if yu want, let cord out, ratchet cord in tight.

It's just a matter of time before it gets configured with a fancy thumb release brake, lower little log sections, one at a time, reel all that line back in again via 1/4 inch drive cordless ratchet.

It never ends, things get better, pruning hooks r better n swords n stuff!

The next all aluminum super ligtweight proto'll have twin triggers, exactly as envisioned in my first post. Take as many wraps as yu want, but be dang sure yu pull both triggers at once.

This stuff ain't for novices, that's for sure, copy at your own risk.

Petco large dog claw cutter's at just the proper torque, one blade countersunk into the inner cheek plate, trapped n static, at just the right angle to the guillotine hole, allows the other blade to do all the leveraged cutting work, tied to the trigger, and returned to the open guillotine position with a return spring, bouta 3/4 inch throw on the trigger, nicely resistant, but easily overcome with one finger.

Frankenstein's hair trigger n recoil were monstrous!

The sleek lady's far more safe n appealing, IME.

Jomo

 

[Jomo]

Whut'd I say??? I thought Marc-Antione's suggestion was the best...all about the cutting blades.
I STILL want to see an action video!!

Keep your kilt on girl!

These things take time n money n blisters sister!

Yu want yorn in pink Berm?

Jomo

 

[gf beranek]

You can't make this stuff up.

 

[Jomo]

Like hell I can't!

I'm a bonafied, certified trouble maker!

Been thataway fur decades Jerr!

Jomo

 

[gf beranek]

I've known you long enough, Jomo, to like you.... in a weird way.

 

[Jomo]

Thanks Jerr, like I said many pages ago...as long as the birds still like me, and you don't actually hate me?

Just another day in paradise bro!

Jomo