Just got back from the saw shop, and I'm like a kid in a candy store. You'd think a 40 year old man would be able to put things in perspective a bit and realize that a saw chain is a tool. A tool is a means to an end, not an end in itself. Nope. For me, it's not that way. The very smell of the oil on the stuff (Are there intoxicants in there?) is enough to make me half-giddy with anticipation.
I didn't feel like such a terrible geek when I talked to the guy in the saw-shop though. Here's a guy probably 66 years old (coolest guy you've ever met btw) who's not even a tree guy, and he made even my juvenile excitement totally pale by comparison. So I walk into the shop and said, "Yeah I don't know, I... just stopped by on the half chance that you may have heard of the advent of Stihl's new full-chisel arborist ch..." The guy doesn't even wait for me to finish my sentence, but just stops dead in his tracks, does an about face on his heal and pulls this little box off the wall. He cusses the little tabs on the cardboard box cause he can't get it open and finally just rips the damned thing, spilling out the oily chain on the pristine cleanliness of the heavily Stihl marketed counter-top. "I've been through over 300' of this stuff so far," he said. "We're having a hard time keeping loops made up. It just cuts way faster--smoother too apparently." "15% faster, I guess." I somewhat rudely interjected--but his eyes lit up. "Yeah. It's just a lot better than that old stuff."
I'm thinkin I could just squeeze a double-bevel file in there. Those silly safety humps are coming off via the dremel tonight. The square file won't exactly fit in there all that well but if you flatten out the angle a little bit...
The guy at the shop said not to bother. He says you need to round file it. It looks like the factory grind would take at least a 10 degree--maybe even a 15 degree upward tilt with the small file to accomplish. Really, really aggressive beak on the side-plate. Kinda surprised me.
Better quit while I'm ahea... well I won't say "ahead" but... My daughter wants to play at the park. First time the sun has shown his ugly face here in months!