My favorite Craigslist ad yet!

[sotc]

Haha, go get it Nate!

 

[NeTree]

Here's one that made me LOL today...

http://worcester.craigslist.org/wan/1129563005.html


I must be silly... all this time I've actually been charging for this.

 

[SkwerI]

I hope you saved his number.

 

[Newfie]

Free of charge, free of insurance, free of a job, free of a clue....

Sadly many a moron will make use of his services.

 

[Newfie]

Erik, maybe we have stumbled across a new business model. We carry insurance, get paying jobs, get paid and send this idiot to do the work for free!

 

[NeTree]

Exactly what I was thinkin' when I saw that ad!

 

[Newfie]

We are getting fat and lazy.

 

[SkwerI]

WTF do you mean "getting"?

 

[NeTree]

Hey, I'm down to 220. :rawk:

 

[MasterBlaster]

I remember packing that weight around.

 

[NeTree]

So THAT'S where it came from...

 

[Jonseredbred]

I dont know who would dare place an ad like this in my local craigslist.

http://rochester.craigslist.org/zip/1138484294.html




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Reply to: see below
Date: 2009-04-24, 4:38PM EDT



I will takedown your tree's for the firewood. Anyplace, anywhere.

I will show you proof of insurance, its an ID card from my Mom's pickup truck.

I get up around 10 am so I can't start your tree's until after about noon. I start drinking at 11 am, so I will be ready when I get there.

I might need to smoke some pot to calm down if its a really big tree, but I will be allright.

My Mom only has a small Ranger pickup so it might take me a few (5 or 6) weekends to get everything out of your lawn, that and it leaks gas so I can only put $3.00 in at a time so it might take longer.

All I need from you is a tall ladder (that little Ranger won't carry a big ladder) some clothesline to pull branches away from your gutters and some roof tar just in case.

Call me, we will set something up.


it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1138484294

 

[NeTree]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! MAN DOES THAT SUM IT UP!!!

 

[Jonseredbred]

Update, I just got flagged for removal. Didnt even make it 4 hrs.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

HAHAHA

 

[MasterBlaster]

Silly negro!

 

[NeTree]

http://worcester.craigslist.org/lbg/1163994917.html

 

[brendonv]

What are you waiting for?

 

[NeTree]

Free diesel, free insurance, free equipment, and total desperation.

 

[brendonv]

Haha.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Hahaha, whutta nutty proposition!

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Got a call today asking how much to pull a leaner over a garage over... Maybe I should hook them up with bubba or something then charge more to take the tree off the garage

 

[Jonseredbred]

Fire Wood (Webster)

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Reply to: sale-smkpr-1237236739@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-24, 11:00AM EDT



I have a very big ?maple? tree hanging over my pool in my back yard. It's all yours if you are fully insured email me and you can come and take it. I also have another smallish tree just like it and you can have that one also. No stump grinding required just cut it down small. Once again, insurance required.


Location: Webster
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PostingID: 1237236739

 

[Gord]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/clt/1228876845.html

Anyone familiar with this saw? Thinking about replacing my 200t.

 

[rumination]

Looks like it might be a saw collector's prize.