Ye Gods, he calls me out!
In another life, drugs paid for me to wreck nicer motorcycles than most folks will own.
My first love was a 1945 Indian Chief, stripped and bobbed. Milled heads, custom intake, 1 1/2 inch Harley carburetor. Much internal work.
Dad and I bought an old couples vintage Harleys, two matched pairs, one set 1976 FLHs (Electra glide) and a pair of 1981 883 sportsters. He got the old man's modded bikes, I got the granny's stock cycles.
Had a 1978 Triumph Bonneville, easily one of the nicest riding, most reliable bikes I've owned.
Dad and I went in halves on a Ducati race bike, a 2006 999RS. What a phukin rush! Unfortunately the first Desmo service cost as much as the bike did, so it got sold.
The last grown up bike I had was a 1996 Honda VT1100 shadow. Possibly my favorite bike of all time, after I replaced the voltage regulator, that is.
Right now, I ride one of those little Coleman bikes from CAL Ranch lol! Needs the valves adjusted and me to actually care, but I can't be bothered today, too cold!