as long as we are talking about it. I suffered from hemeroids for many years. Somebody told me to squat instead of sit. Hemeroids dissappeared literally over night. I haven't gone back to sitting. It's great for the nasty public restrooms as I don't have to touch anything gross. Being good at squatting is also way faster and I can drop a load in the chip truck almost as fast as I can pee.
Squatting is definitely key. I don't do it all the time but sometimes if you know you gotta go but it aint coming out, just squat or do a dip on the seat, voila.
I stealth poop all the time - back yards, front yards, bushland, parks, medium strips , nature strips in behind shopping centre carparks I mean like anywhere I see a opportunity - doggie clean up bags are great for not offending the customer and no shovel needed. come on folks if you can pick up after your dog why can't you pick up after your self?
I totally agree re the bags. Though the smell is riiiipe, instant outhouse reek.
Along the lines of stealth pooping, y'all know what a ninja poop is? When you poop in the bowl, look down and there's nothing in there, wipe you ass and there's nothing there either.
I have shat in many peoples houses.
I have so many customer crap stories that you would probably be astounded by.
Do tell! If not now, when??