A Most Unusual Sweepstakes!

[MasterBlaster]

Even though I just went through this, I entered for laffs.

ALL OF YOU SHOULD, TOO!

Just click this!

 

[sawinredneck]

Sounds fun??????

 

[MasterBlaster]

What is ever fun about going to a clinic?

 

[SkwerI]

Thanks, but no. I'm good.

 

[MasterBlaster]

So you're going with the "head in the sand" mentality?

 

[SkwerI]

Absolutely!

 

[MasterBlaster]

My buddys wife is dying, she felt the same way, and that's NO SHIT.

 

[SkwerI]

But I'm not afraid of dying. It wouldn't bother me to find out my time was almost up. I'm just plodding along, waiting to die anyway.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Well hell, you're dead already.

 

[Stumper]

Brian, If you were to suddenly shuffle off this mortal coil you would be missed. However, I heartily support all those who choose to avoid Doctors and so-called routine tests.

 

[SkwerI]

Justin, the lien release is already signed. No need to butter me up.

 

[MasterBlaster]

My colonoscopy was most excellent, but ya'll pay no attention to that. Revel in fear and ignorance.

 

[SkwerI]

You just enjoyed having a big metal object shoved up your ass.

 

[MasterBlaster]

No, I was unconscious, and nothing was "shoved."

What a foolish response.

 

[NeTree]

"When the colonoscopy is about to begin, you'll be given drugs which will make you feel like you're at Woodstock... only without the music. If you start to believe that you actually are at Woodstock (for example, Dr. Miskovitz starts to look like Jimi Hendrix or you feel inclined to say "far out!" in response to questions), please report the side effect to Dr. Miskovitz or Jimi Hendrix (whomever you see first) immediately."

ROFLMFAO! Sounds about like my last cardiac cath... talk about some GOOD drugs!


The procedure ain't nothing. An ounce of prevention, and all that.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Bump for Gigi.

 

[vharrison]

Thanks MB.

 

[OTGBOSTON]

You just enjoyed having a big metal object shoved up your ass.

you afraid you might like it too much?

 

[MasterBlaster]

This is a psuedo serious thread, people.

I'm gonna start deleting the silly talk.

 

[woodworkingboy]

They put you out for the procedure?

Have had the stomach camera check, no big deal...interesting to see your guts on the big screen.

Funny, I got the "What's blooming" thread mixed up with this one, not a good thing.

 

[TC3]

... I got the "What's blooming" thread mixed up with this one, not a good thing.

LMAO !!!
But seriously, I signed my guy up for it. A paid trip for 2 to NY + hotel room, transport, not to mention the procedure ??? Hell yeah.
I was a little bummed that a phone number is required, but hopefully my phone doesn't start blowing up with junk calls.

 

[squisher]

Had it done and I'm due again within a year now. Ain't no big deal. My grandpa died young from colon cancer and other cancers. I'm planning on sticking around awhile longer.

 

[Jonseredbred]

I have colitis so I am on a fairly regular screening schedule.

 

[gf beranek]

No wayyyy........

 

[MasterBlaster]

No way what? NEVER have the procedure?

Wouldn't this way be most excellent???