Like you think the good people here "might care" about how the jewish cabal, the lizard people and the overlords are out to get us with vaxxine and faked moonlandings,. 9/11 and every other weird thing that exists on the net.
Not to mention how you think the "good people here might care" to see how you got a fir/pine to land in a "hole" that is every logger's every day work and not worth a mention, and despite that might care for you to give "the good people here" a long explanation about how you brought that fearsome thing about.
Like Mellow said, nothing anybody who'd been using a chainsaw for 3 weeks couldn't have pulled off, except with they'd have a better face cut.
Mom, mom loooooook at me!