The Stupidest Song You've Ever Heard

[Chisel Tooth]

They use to be called Green Jello, but got sued and changed their name to Green Jelly.
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[sawinredneck]

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[CurSedVoyce]

B-52s Rock Lobster

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[Old Monkey]

Awe Man, Rock Lobster is cool stupid.

 

[sawinredneck]

Awe Man, Rock Lobster is cool stupid.

FO' SHO!!!! That song rocks!!!

YO!!! Check it!! Ice ice BABY!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxN_pbMOFk0

 

[sawinredneck]

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[Old Monkey]

Here you go Andy, the apology for that.

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[woodworkingboy]

Dumb.

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[Tree Reb]

I'm surprised nothing from the '50's and '60's has been mentioned yet.

You made me work for it, but I found it.

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[Blinky]

Anything by Journey. Neil Schon was a great guitarist but screw those whiny, moany ass lyrics.

 

[Blinky]

Dumb.

{Mockingbird}

He did that just to tap Carly.

 

[Old Monkey]

Top this:

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[Stumper]

DARIN, You put Brandi on the dumb lyrics list. That is MESSED UP. I know Brandi. I like Brandi. I like hearing Brandi's story.
You have become a heartless bastard. :what:

 

[Mr. Sir]

Devo - Whip It

 

[SkwerI]

I think we have a winner.

 

[Mr. Sir]

But wait, there's more. Here's an oldie:

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[woodworkingboy]

Devo doesn't win, it's sooooo stupid, it's good.

At least you guys have the sense not to post anything by William Shatner.

 

[sawinredneck]

Careful Jay, CAREFUL!!!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1744084049066286748

 

[inztrees]

heres 1
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[inztrees]

2
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[woodworkingboy]

Sheb Wooley rocks!

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[ChuckR]

Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into lumps pyjammas
She totally confused all the passing piranhas
Shes lump shes lump
Shes in my head
Shes lump shes lump shes lump
She might be dead
Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the ones she got were sorta rotten and insane
Small things so sad that birds could land
Is lump fast asleep or rockin out with the band

Shes lump shes lump
Shes in my head
Shes lump shes lump shes lump
She might be dead

Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove
Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
She spent her twenties between the sheets
Life limped along at subsonic speeds

Shes lump shes lump
Shes in my head
Shes lump shes lump shes lump
She might be dead

Is this lump out of my head I think so
Is this lump out of my head I think so
Is this lump out of my head I think so
Is this lump out of my head

 

[sawinredneck]

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I love this band!!!

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[ChuckR]

Hell yeah, Sawin...

A little blind spider took the wheel
Navigatin grass blades completely by feel
Gotta sassy chassy sparkle in the sun
All four small bald fat tires rockin through the sand and burnin up
Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand

Okay I got a rubber band motor hummin on the beach ready for fun
Quit spinnin that web and come out and play in the sun
Eight thimble sized cylinders to be as smooth as you please
Spiders bad ass fat old abdomen stuck in the bucket seat

Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand

Squishy transmission was caught in drive
Spiderman was squintin at the sand and the sky
Spiderwoman in the front seat screamin go go go
Hes ridin the accelerator down to the floor with his fuzzy little toe oe oe oe oe

Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand

Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy

 

[MasterBlaster]

The Presidents of the United States rawked! I liked the Peach song.