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Maximalist
Treehouser
Dave Shepard
Square peg, round world.
I had a 125cc four stroke. I tipped it over a few times. The engine was seized. We were just standing on the pegs bouncing it around and managed to roll it. Even in death, it was friggin' dangerous. 
Maximalist
Treehouser
Maximalist
Treehouser
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
Build the house around the tree, they said. It'll be great, they said.
We see that up here too Max. Through eaves, decks....
We see that up here too Max. Through eaves, decks....
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Mick!
TreeHouser
Shakes head in disbelief.
SkwerI
Treehouser
Heard this one at the diner this morning:
Tiger woods was in Ireland for the Irish Open championship. He had his car flown over so he could drive around while he was there. Tiger was driving around the countryside, enjoying the sights and pulled into a pub. He goes in and orders a beer and the bartender looks at him and says "Hey, you're Tiger Woods, right?" Tiger responds "Yes, I am. A pleasure to meet you." The bartender looks outside and says "Is that your car? Sure looks fancy. Never seen a car so nice. What is it?" Tiger says "It's a 2025 Mercedes Benz."
While talking, Tiger reaches in his pocket to pay for the beer and some golf tees fall out. The bartender says "What are those?" Tiger says "Those are tees. They are to hold my balls up off the ground while driving." The bartender says "Those German engineers think of everything, don't they?"
Tiger woods was in Ireland for the Irish Open championship. He had his car flown over so he could drive around while he was there. Tiger was driving around the countryside, enjoying the sights and pulled into a pub. He goes in and orders a beer and the bartender looks at him and says "Hey, you're Tiger Woods, right?" Tiger responds "Yes, I am. A pleasure to meet you." The bartender looks outside and says "Is that your car? Sure looks fancy. Never seen a car so nice. What is it?" Tiger says "It's a 2025 Mercedes Benz."
While talking, Tiger reaches in his pocket to pay for the beer and some golf tees fall out. The bartender says "What are those?" Tiger says "Those are tees. They are to hold my balls up off the ground while driving." The bartender says "Those German engineers think of everything, don't they?"
