One side effect of the Leukemia treatment I had, is it fucks up one's digestion, basically makes you poop 10 times a day.
Working in the woods is great for that.
Once when we were trimming hedges in a ghetto, I had to go.
Had to head over a large parking lot to a shopping center, but didn't make it.
Basically shit myself so it ran down my legs.
Nothing for it but to put a plastic bag over the seat and drive home for a shower and a change of clothes.
Being some what in a hurry I went a bit fast.
Got pulled over in the next village by 2 cops, they had clocked me doing 90 in a 30 zone.
" You just lost your license" one told me as I got out of the car.
I asked them to please not stand downwind from me and explained the situation with the chemo and all.
" Oh, poor you" the female cop said, "we won't write you up, but please slow down on the last stretch."
Not a method to avoid a ticket, I'll recommend to anybody.