The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

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Spicy food makes your butt itch?!

 

[lxskllr]

"What kind of tree is this? It smells like horseshit..."

 

[Maximalist]

Spicy food makes your butt itch?!

Have you ever tried eating very spicy food?)

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

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Have you ever tried eating very spicy food?)

Yes. I am Indian, that’s dots not feathers. Since there are no good Indian restaurants near by for spicy food I order my Thai food native hot. I find there is more burning less itching. Lol

 

[Maximalist]

Yes. I am Indian, that’s dots not feathers. Since there are no good Indian restaurants near by for spicy food I order my Thai food native hot. I find there is more burning less itching. Lol

For some reason, the sight of these horses reminded me of the consequences of my visit to an Indian restaurant)

 

[Maximalist]

It seemed to me that this video has some kind of smell)

 

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For some reason, the sight of these horses reminded me of the consequences of my visit to an Indian restaurant)

Lol mine was a roadside restaurant in between New Delhi and Jaipur. It was so bad I had to lay down with a thong made out of a bath towel just so I could get most of it to the toilet. Worst two days of my life. I really should have gone to the hospital but weighed my options carefully.

 

[Maximalist]

For some reason, I remembered the slogan of Soviet times - Hindi rusi bhai bhai!

 

[lxskllr]

I would get in so much trouble traveling to India unassisted. Pass some food cart, and think "That looks amazing!", then seriously pay for it later.

 

[Treeaddict]

Have you ever tried eating very spicy food?)

I intake copious amounts of hot sauce and can eat a whole habanero pepper without much discomfort due to tolerance. Never has my butt burned or itched or done anything else when it comes out the other end. 🤷‍♂️.

Some of my sauces. John hooked me up with the Carolina Reaper!

Sometimes the best way to get heat AND flavor is from combining the sauces. Delish.

 

[SkwerI]

I used to be able to indulge in all sorts of hot sauces with delight. Now they make my anus bleed.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Ditto. Less the bleeding. Getting older aint for wussies

 

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I would get in so much trouble traveling to India unassisted. Pass some food cart, and think "That looks amazing!", then seriously pay for it later.

If you can see it coming directly out of hot oil you might be ok. Best to avoid meat of any species from a roadside vendor.

 

[Treeaddict]

I used to be able to indulge in all sorts of hot sauces with delight. Now they make my anus bleed.

Seriously?!

 

[Treeaddict]

I would get in so much trouble traveling to India unassisted. Pass some food cart, and think "That looks amazing!", then seriously pay for it later.

You can take the heat! Or, do you mean food-borne illness?

 

[lxskllr]

Food borne illness. I don't there's food anywhere in the world made for general consumption that's too hot.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[Treeaddict]

Wonder if he got fired. Former Coca Cola employee’s said they were not allowed to be seen with Pepsi. Frito Lay employees could not be seen with Martins, Utz, or Herrs.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

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Wonder if he got fired. Former Coca Cola employee’s said they were not allowed to be seen with Pepsi. Frito Lay employees could not be seen with Martins, Utz, or Herrs.

Ryobi owns Milwaukee.

 

[Treeaddict]

Ryobi owns Milwaukee.

You’re kidding me!! That’s insane.

Well, they did sell out to a conglomerate approximately 15 years ago from what I remember.

Probably all owned by RJ Reynolds.

It really is amazing how few (if any) larger independent businesses still exist.

 

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Nope no joke.
Blackrock and Vanguard own it all.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[lxskllr]

I like that bidirectional chain. When it gets dull you can just flip it around. Good for distributing bar wear too.