The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[lxskllr]

That last one was pretty bad :^D

 

[Grnjp]

That last one was pretty bad :^D

Funny though! Could have been a longer joke!

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[Maximalist]

 

[Dave Shepard]

 

[Czed]

 

[lxskllr]

Hope he arranged plans for the next month or so to stay out of her way :^D

 

[flushcut]

He is already dead and buried in the backyard.

 

[Grnjp]

If I did that to my girlfriend.....I'd have no girlfriend! Lol or I'd be dead 1 of the 2! Lol

 

[Fiddler]

One for Stephen

 

[CurSedVoyce]

I felt that!

 

[flushcut]

Booo, that’s mean! Boo hiss booo hiss!

 

[flushcut]

That’s art imitating life and doing a poor job of it.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

I want these!!!

 

[SkwerI]

Birthdays are for kids and old people. Between 18-80 they don't mean squat.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

 

[lxskllr]

Years ago I was having a bad day at work. I got pissed off and put a hammer through a spraypaint can, just cause it was there next to me. In retrospect, that wasn't one of the best decisions I've made. Gotta say, glo pink isn't my color :^D

 

[CurSedVoyce]

My bad day at work back in the day was a 4 gallon case of itailian salad dressing. As I was pulling it off the pallet, i dropped it and all four jars exploded in the stock room. frig what a mess. The clean up never seemed to end that year.

 

[lxskllr]

Ugh. Oil's hard to truly get rid of. In a garage shop, you can overlook imperfection, but just about anywhere else, it isn't right until it's really clean.

 

[Fiddler]

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Ugh. Oil's hard to truly get rid of. In a garage shop, you can overlook imperfection, but just about anywhere else, it isn't right until it's really clean.

Ceilings, walls, floors, under every pallet, on every rack. Ended up taking stuff out side and pressure washing it end of semester. I had to go home and change my clothes the day I did it after I got the floors safe.

 

[stig]

Reminds me of a visit to Schweiz, where I bought a LOT of cheese to take home.
The cheesemonger got so happy with my $230 purchase, that she gave me a quart of their homemade salad dressing to take with me home.
On the way home from the airport, I started smelling salad dressing and it turned out the container had burst in my suitcase.

Even after Ragnarok has hit, and the World has ended, that suitcase will still smell of Swiss salad dressing.

 

[Fiddler]

 

[flushcut]

I want these!!!
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I got a T bottle of nitrous oxide(N2O) if you want to really say Happy friggin' Whatever!

 

[Fiddler]