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Steve Mack
Life Member.
Sorry Gary.
pantheraba
More biners!!!
Bastid!!!
Burnham
Woods walker
I don't get it?
Mellow
BCMA
That's because it's geography and you're American. 
BeerGeek
Tree Numbnutz
Oh, that's just wrong..... 
BeerGeek
Tree Numbnutz
Burnham/Stig,
The joke is that Florida (mostly conservative) doesn't want the liberal transplants from NY coming down and creating the same hellhole they turned NY into, so hopeful confusion via that map (reversing the actual states).
Cheers.
The joke is that Florida (mostly conservative) doesn't want the liberal transplants from NY coming down and creating the same hellhole they turned NY into, so hopeful confusion via that map (reversing the actual states).
Cheers.
A preacher was finishing up a passionate sermon on the evils of achohol.
“In closing” he thundered, “If i had all the beer in the world, i’d throw it in the river. If i had all the wine in the world, I’d throw it in the river. And if i had all the whiskey in the world, i’d throw it in the river.” Then he sat down.
The deacon then came up and said, "In closing, lets sing, ‘Shall We Gather at the River’. "
“In closing” he thundered, “If i had all the beer in the world, i’d throw it in the river. If i had all the wine in the world, I’d throw it in the river. And if i had all the whiskey in the world, i’d throw it in the river.” Then he sat down.
The deacon then came up and said, "In closing, lets sing, ‘Shall We Gather at the River’. "
Over the course of a few weeks, a feud began to develop between a pastor and his song leader.
It began one Sunday morning, when the Pastor preached a message on dedication to the Lord, and how we should allow Him to change what He wants in our lives. The song leader chose as the closing hymn, “I Shall Not Be Moved.”
The pastor thought it may have been a bit odd, but he just shrugged it off and focused on polishing his next message for the evening service, which was on how we can find joy in cheerfully giving to the church and God’s work. The song leader then lead the congregation in a chorus of “Jesus Paid it All”.
Well, the pastor began to sense something really brewing. He wanted to talk to the song leader about it, but was worried in case this might just be a misunderstanding. Come midweek service, he preached a sermon against murmuring, tale-bearing and gossiping. The pastor then confirmed his suspicions when the song leader announced the closing song, “I Love To Tell the Story”.
How could this be? The pastor called a deacons meeting (of which the song leader was a part) and discussed with his most trusted brethren that he did not want to promote strife in the church, and was considering resigning. At the end of the meeting, the assistant pastor suggested the group sing a song to get their minds of the heavy topic. Before the pastor could say anything, the song leader volunteered, “How about ‘Why Not Tonight?”
The pastor, feeling led by the Lord that he should go somewhere else to minister, announced his resignation after the next service, explaining that Jesus was the one who was directing his decision, and that Jesus was leading him in a different direction. It was no surprise to anyone when the song leader selected “What a Friend We Have in Jesus.”
It began one Sunday morning, when the Pastor preached a message on dedication to the Lord, and how we should allow Him to change what He wants in our lives. The song leader chose as the closing hymn, “I Shall Not Be Moved.”
The pastor thought it may have been a bit odd, but he just shrugged it off and focused on polishing his next message for the evening service, which was on how we can find joy in cheerfully giving to the church and God’s work. The song leader then lead the congregation in a chorus of “Jesus Paid it All”.
Well, the pastor began to sense something really brewing. He wanted to talk to the song leader about it, but was worried in case this might just be a misunderstanding. Come midweek service, he preached a sermon against murmuring, tale-bearing and gossiping. The pastor then confirmed his suspicions when the song leader announced the closing song, “I Love To Tell the Story”.
How could this be? The pastor called a deacons meeting (of which the song leader was a part) and discussed with his most trusted brethren that he did not want to promote strife in the church, and was considering resigning. At the end of the meeting, the assistant pastor suggested the group sing a song to get their minds of the heavy topic. Before the pastor could say anything, the song leader volunteered, “How about ‘Why Not Tonight?”
The pastor, feeling led by the Lord that he should go somewhere else to minister, announced his resignation after the next service, explaining that Jesus was the one who was directing his decision, and that Jesus was leading him in a different direction. It was no surprise to anyone when the song leader selected “What a Friend We Have in Jesus.”
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
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CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
BeerGeek
Tree Numbnutz
Steve Mack
Life Member.
SkwerI
Treehouser
Steve, I don't get it. What are we supposed to be laughing at? Her red pants? It's a Wawa gas station and there's trash cans at every gas pump.
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