Shortest Fairy Tale

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Ya know already that I don't, no satellite either, not even rabbit ears.
Same here, got a DVD player though.

All I can say about fairy tales where the man lives happily ever after is... they are definitely just fairy tales.
 
Well,in my case I only live about a mile and a half as the crow flies from the cable company . It's over yonder on the other side of that corn field .

Kind of neat ,sort of in the boon docks close to town . The hoot owls still romance the chickens though .;) More importantly I can still water my trees in a manner of speaking and nobody says a word .:lol:
 
[...] More importantly I can still water my trees in a manner of speaking and nobody says a word .:lol:


One of things I told realtors when we were looking for a house was... I have to be able to take a leak in the back yard whenever I want. One said, "You're not the first person to say that."
 
Just remember to tell them that it's the way they can pee AT HOME. When my kids were preschool, I brought them to a day care in town once or twice a week for a few hours so they could play with other kids and so that I wouldn't blow my brains out.

I came to pick them up and the director brought me aside to talk to me and told me that my son had gone over to a tree and peed during recess. She told him he couldn't do that there. I just laughed and said there's really no reason he wouldn't think it was ok. I'd never told him he shouldn't. She wasn't really amused.
 
We take the kids to work so trees are the thing for the most part.. They are taught when and where and what is appropriate though. BTW.. Day care is in the woods too and they are home schooled..
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She wasn't really amused.

I'm betting she didn't like Borat either then. :D


When Junior was 3 & 4 we had him 'hit a tire' before went into a movie or something. I'm pretty sure he got called on peeing outside at daycare once but they weren't too uptight about it.
 
Watering trees ,great sport it is .:lol:

You might find this hard to believe but my daughter saw old dad unrenting some beer when she only about 4 .By golly if dad can do it ,so can she .

That little chit who never got over 5 foot tall and the world is lucky for that fact can still do that at 32 years of age .I have no idea how that is possible myself not being so equipted by nature as she .:?
 
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