My Last Word...

[Tree Reb]

idiocy on some forums is unbelievable



[I don't mean here]

 

[Blinky]

After that last unbelievable sneeze, Nobiffy's shirtsleeve was covered with jiggly green goo.

 

[mryb]

Goo gone should work for removal.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Removal of the goo from Lilly's spit up this morning took a large towel .....

 

[MasterBlaster]

Towel me off, please ma'am.

 

[inztrees]

ma'ma I can see our thong!

 

[Blinky]

Diphthongs are formed when separate vowels are run together in rapid speech.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Speech impediments were rampant at the Consortium of Lisps Converntion....

 

[Chisel Tooth]

The convention of lip readers was quite mute.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Mute is often my favorite button on the stereo remote when the house is full of teenagers..

 

[inztrees]

Teenagers love to text

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Text messaging has a tendency to make us lazy typists

 

[Blinky]

If I were a typist, I could make a living without all this sawdust.

 

[Tree Reb]

sawdust keep snails away

 

[CurSedVoyce]

And away we went to enjoy the fruitless labors of just having fun

 

[Mr. Sir]

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

 

[Jonseredbred]

eye for an eye.

 

[Blinky]

eye for an eye.

The real Blinky was a one eyed green tree Frog.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Frogs can be tasty as a sumbeech.

 

[inztrees]

sumbeech stold mi beer

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Beer makes my clothes fall off...

 

[MasterBlaster]

Off the record, I'll admit to hooking trims in the past.

 

[Tree Reb]

past is sometimes best forgotten