Email etiquette

[NeTree]

Dear Sirs,

It's good to see the douchebaggery.

Yours in douchedness,

Erik

 

[Newfie]

You made up douchedness.

 

[NeTree]

Dear Mike,

I'm appalled at the lack of a salutation and closing in your last post.

It may cause revocation of your douchebag license.

Sincerely,
Erik

 

[Newfie]

Use real words and I'll revert to polite written discourse.