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[FireFighterZero]

Very dangerous idea.

It might bring to light a Zeppelin gap, triggering an airship race between us and China.

 

[Raj]

Might run into problems with 99 luftballons!

But probably will up going over like a lead zeppelin.

 

[stig]

Not much of a race, Jim, since you guys have stockpiled all the helium ( Well not all of it, but a sizeable amount)

 

[Raj]

Gerald Bull would have favoured long range guns for delivery, but he was assassinated in the 90's.

 

[SeanKroll]

How hard is it so shoot a blimp? People, dum peeeple, will try.

 

[FireFighterZero]

Oh yeah. Aint no sumbitch gonna fly a blimp over my house.

Them delivery drones better stay outta shotgun range too.

 

[SeanKroll]

You wouldn't be shooting it down over a populated area.

 

[FireFighterZero]

Oh, no. That would be irresponsible.

 

[Raj]

Oh the humanity!

 

[FireFighterZero]

You can bet if I see a blimp up in the sky when I get up in the morning to go out side and piss, I am gonna at least have that sucker in my cross hairs.

I dont trust blimps, or drones.....or Zeppelins.

 

[MasterBlaster]

A person can't own the air space above them.

And to whomever thinks so, how high does this ownerships extend? 1 mile? 1000 feet? Space?

Shit flies over all of our heads every day.

 

[FireFighterZero]

They used to teach pilots in ground school that 500 feet AGL is private. So if you buzzed someones house below 500 AGL, it was trespassing.

Not sure if thats still the case, or if it changes by location.

 

[Levi]

I've heard that it varies state by state. Folks exercise their rights of air ownership constantly in regards to neighbor's trees

 

[MasterBlaster]

That sounds fair by me.

So, the blimps have to be cruising a few feet higher to be in compliance with ownership parameters.

Cool.

 

[Levi]

Good question though, how high would they fly?

 

[MasterBlaster]

5000 feet would be 'aight, for a blimp.

 

[Levi]

Hmm. I think it's a smart idea. I heard Dominos is going to do it too.

 

[FireFighterZero]

I reckon I still would feel uneasy with a blimp flying about.

It would be hard to resist the urge to see what was in that big ass pinata.

 

[Levi]

You wouldn't order a pizza flown in by drone from 5000'?

 

[MasterBlaster]

No! I'd order two!

 

[Levi]

Hell yeah

 

[FireFighterZero]

I have a really good pizza crust recipe.

I dont need no stinking Domino's! I do need a can of San Marzano tomatoes though......and have to drive 30 miles to find one. That trip actually takes me right past a Dominos.

 

[Levi]

Well there ya go, I bet the Amazon drone would bring you those tomatoes!

Care to share your dough recipe?

 

[FireFighterZero]

I could dig it out tomorrow.

I reckon it would take a big ass drone to deliver a no. 10 can of tomatoes.

 

[Levi]

Thanks Jim!

I know very little about drones, but I think they got some big ones out there.