Al Smith
Mac Daddy
I remember about three sheets in the wind walking down those narrow roads back to the navy base hoping I didn't get clipped by some taxi driver .
200t 'racing'...
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Burnham
Woods walker
Back to the saw...Fi, you need to kill a black chicken on a night when the moon is in total wane. Smear the saw with honey, then cover it with all the feathers you plucked from said bird.
Gut and piece the chicken, fry it in peanut oil and eat it all, but for the bones.
Throw the bones away, wash the saw clean with hot water.
It may not run any better, but the neighbors will be talking for months.
Gut and piece the chicken, fry it in peanut oil and eat it all, but for the bones.
Throw the bones away, wash the saw clean with hot water.
It may not run any better, but the neighbors will be talking for months.
woodworkingboy
TreeHouser
I first replied about using voodoo too, but then decided that it was beyond the scope of this forum.
Burnham
Woods walker
MasterBlaster
Administrator Emeritus
Do we need a Voodoo Forum???
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Hilarious!
I've been climbing for two weeks with nowt but two different sized silkys and a pair of secateurs, nothing has needed the saw. Maybe it's sulking.
Next week it will get a workout, bring it back to first child status...
I've been climbing for two weeks with nowt but two different sized silkys and a pair of secateurs, nothing has needed the saw. Maybe it's sulking.
Next week it will get a workout, bring it back to first child status...
