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I went to McDonalds for lunch today & the girl serving was wearing a burqa. I noticed it was quite dirty and tattered and a bit smelly. It actually put me off so I walked out and went across the road to Hungry Jacks. Here was another girl wearing a burqa. I was happy to see that it was clean...

I told you they're crazy over there. :laughing6:

I guess you missed it. :beerchug:

A young polar bear is going through an identity crisis and asks his mum if he is a real polar bear Of course you are son she replies. Still not convinced he asks dad the same question Of course you are son, why do you ask? Cos I'm bloody freezing dad.

Denmark v Massachusetts. :wall:

A study conducted by Sydney University's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features...

:wall: Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. ''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old...

A city slicker wanted to buy a farm and he found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of the property however, he found a hive of bees. He told the owner that he was deathly afraid of bees, and there was no way he could consider this piece of land. The landowner assured him that...

A man is walking down the street and is really horny. He goes to the first brothel he sees but only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The man goes to the next one. But, since he only has five dollars, he gets kicked out again. So by this time, he's really super horny, so he goes to the...

A joke for Rob. Glasgow Boys join Ferrari. "The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday Aug-24-2011." This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Glasgow youngsters. The decision to...

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Take it easy on that stuff Stig.:laughing6: <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wtq3iYH-FZI?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed...

Maybe I should have put it in the news thread then, that's where it came from. http://investmentwatchblog.com/the-manitoba-herald-canada-as-reported-by-clive-runnels-august-6-2010/

:lol: Only some people might find this funny.;) The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among...

A bear and a squirrel are walking through their forest community and they stumble upon a magic lamp under a tree. Now this magic lamp has been covered in leaves for years and it was glad to be saved, so since the lamp was in such a good mood, it would grant EACH of them three wishes. So it...

If this works I'm a bad person.

A Victorian farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea...

How the hell am I going to sleep now! I got 19, but I was in a hurry. :lol:

I can't say it like that, must be my accent. :lol:

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked, "what's he like?" The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits". :P