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Peter, if there is a crueler place on the internet, I haven't found it yet :lol:

Jed, I have one and only one question for you: Do you want us to drop a red rose or a carnation on your grave?

Great post, Jed. You left out the most common way with which Americans seek to fill their otherwise empty lives; by eating themselves to death.

Yep.

Fairly easy on a green coconut. I've cracked lots of ripe, hard ones with my hand for karate demonstrations. One of the many useless skills I have.

Ha! I had the exact same reaction: " Don't enter the falling zone you moron!!!!"

Thanks! What a ride.

Not available in my country:whine:

Ageism.........frightfull!

Good idea.

So, let us call it intentionally shoddy, then.

Yep, I'll bet that your inability to make the bottom cut in one try was what made it work. :lol: Do you actually read you own posts, and in that case, can't you hear how lame that is. Business as usual when dealing with you, a mixture of chest beating and bemoaning that the sheep can't see how...

I'd rather just look at the face cut. A " Normal" face cut is two cuts ending in the exact same place. Look at yours!!! You apparently started the face bottom cut, then changed your mind and di another one at a non horozontal line, that intercepted the first one. The second cut didn't meet the...

Daniel, I'm only talking about the face cut as shown in the picture. I count at least 6 cuts in that. Takes 2 to do a face cut. That is why I asked you if there was a deeper reason for, what to me looks like your usual bad chainsaw handling. There is plenty of evidence of multiple cuts, anyone...

Just out of curiosity, since I haven't seen the video. I just noticed the picture. Is there some kind of deep reason for the seemingly, made by no less than 6 cuts, face cut? Does the slight dutchman serve some, unknown to us lesser beings, purpose. I bet most members here can do a facecut in...

Language mistakes only :lol:

Get a job in Mexico and find yourself a little senorita. Before you know it, you'll be fluent. Actually, the thing that really works, is having a friend who will cut through the polite" Oh, but you are doing so fine" shit and just give it to you, hard. I have been lucky enough to have 2 in...

Damn it. That was a major slip up. Thanks for pointing it out. I crossed the way we say it here with the English way. Won't do that again. My English has been way tuned up by my membership here. I love the way that other 'Housers , who know how much it means to me, help me out. I would call it...

Daniel, what has brought this on, is not my stupid accident, but the fact that while we were used to your eccentrics in the various treefelling threads, showing stuff that to you was "out of the box" and to everybody else "collateral damage", now you have teamed up with that other tin foil...

No, Daniel, let us do this the easy way. Show me a tree forum where they don't laugh at you.